What is your favourite non sweary insult?

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Mine is : 'You are a boot faced idiot, with the morals of a Tory.'

Not worth forgetting
T S Eliot Murder in the Cathedral

Bog Off!

Hard of thinking

brain dead .. is another I use but only when someone has pushed me too far

You can't argue with stupid

Looney leftie.

Have you just come from the "idiots needed" queue?

I don't suppose wank badger counts as non-sweary?

Who put 50p in the moron...

You can't polish a turd

If he had a brain he’d be dangerous

You lemon

I like wank badger too

Away and boil yer heid you supercilious wee numpty

The ancient Spartans used to take any children who looked weakly and feeble-minded and throw them off and cliff - and yet here you are (with a broad sweep of the arm).

I can't remember where I heard that

You Dimbo!

You numpty!

@Lofari I’m nicking that one and have got the perfect person/victim #EvilLaugh

I like bog off and bloody vegans.

Swivel

Drongo

Your tone seems very pointed.

The fridge light is on, but the food's not cold.

You nana

The fridge light is on, but the food's not cold

Fridge light is only on when the door is open...

Nuff said.