What is your favourite non sweary insult?

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Mine is : 'You are a boot faced idiot, with the morals of a Tory.'

DD15's is clotpole - no, me neither!

Mouth breather( stranger things )

Window licker

Gargantuan wallychops.

Face like a trod on chip, closely followed by face like a boshed frog.

Great when people are looking moody!

Cretin.

@HotChocolateLover Let's not use veganism as an insult thanks, most of us are pretty reasonable

Arse faced weasel (stolen from The Office.)
Forrest Gump.

Actually, have googled it and it's a weasel faced arse, but it was mixed up in The Office.

Either way is good though.

Sorry @aliensprig 🤦‍♀️ That was a bit mean. In my defence, it’s what I say to my vegan sister and she calls me an animal killer. Perhaps I should keep that quiet 🤫

@catcherofdreams

You do realise 'window licker' is a well known derogatory term for severely disabled people, yes?

www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=window%2blicker&amp=true

You may think that, but you'd be wrong!

I like Shakespearean insults. "Light of brain" and "get thee to a nunnery" being two favourites.

You've got a brain, please try using it...

Does 'cockwomble' count as sweary?

Twunt. Does that count?

Gaping anal fissure on the arse of humanity.

Telling someone that they are tedious, philistine, fool. halfwit, nincompoop , dunce, ignoramus, cretin, imbecile, dullard, moron · simpleton, dimwit, chucklehead, dipstick, numpty, plonker
Cheese slid off your cracker
lift don't reach top floor
sandwich short of a picnic

loads :D

Isn't moron also a disablist term?

What a cockwomble

Ya dingus!

I don't have any non-sweary ones!

My sweary ones are spectacular though.

The fridge door is open but the light isn't on.

You prune

You Doughball.

Dumb as a stump.