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Do you have problems? Would you like a solution?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 15:48

Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

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DanglyTassles · 17/04/2019 20:20

Sorry your a MLM Bot

DogHairEverywhere · 17/04/2019 20:26

'I dislike you're wallpaper' is a masterpiece, it ticks every level of wrongness.

thislido · 17/04/2019 20:36

Sorry for you’re loss

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pineapplebryanbrown · 17/04/2019 20:47

Congratulations on you're baby

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pineapplebryanbrown · 17/04/2019 20:49

Sorry to hear you're sad news. In Symphony.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 17/04/2019 20:50

Wait!

Sorry your an MLM Bot.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 17/04/2019 20:52

Well done on you're wait loss

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waxahatchee · 17/04/2019 20:56

You will bee mist

waxahatchee · 17/04/2019 20:57

No, ignore that

DanglyTassles · 17/04/2019 21:03

wax no I like it!!

managedmis · 17/04/2019 21:03

Do you know what a strip wash is?

thislido · 17/04/2019 21:07

Are you threatening us or is that a genuine question?

DanglyTassles · 17/04/2019 21:08

managed I think it is when you take a flannel to your lady parts and other bits instead of a full bath/shower.

You don't need to bother with such trifles in Thighland, once we have a cloud of flies around us we just piss our slankets again to create amonia to ward them off.

No hygiene necessary, even poor hygiene!

DanglyTassles · 17/04/2019 21:09

Sorry about you're poor hygiene!

DanglyTassles · 17/04/2019 21:09

Congrats on you're poor hygiene!! Hurrah!

managedmis · 17/04/2019 21:27

You talkin me, lido?

managedmis · 17/04/2019 21:29

Thanks, dangly

SecretWitch · 17/04/2019 21:43

I have a real problem. My 11 yr is in her room shouting “Infidel”! As far as we know she is alone..except for her cat.

DanglyTassles · 17/04/2019 21:45

Anyways this was the ad that kicked of our 'business venture phase' again:

www.luxurywater.co.uk/test-your-hard-water/?utm_source=T7SAMAZON&utm_campaign=LuxuryWater

Yes I did click on it to weigh up the competition of other 'snow to eskimo' ventures!

DanglyTassles · 17/04/2019 21:46

Witch does she not believe in Thighland?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 17/04/2019 21:54

Witch at least your child sounds interesting. A bit.

If you're going to shout to yourself in an empty room infidel is a good place to start.

Sorry you're kid's mad

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pineapplebryanbrown · 17/04/2019 21:57

DT so it's not luxury water, it's soft water. Well i happen not to like soft water, it tastes weird and makes soap be scary.

No Thanks!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 17/04/2019 21:58

Imagine strip washing in soft water, it would literally be a nightmare. Bubbles and stink everywhere being all weird and clean. I'll stick to piss.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 17/04/2019 22:00

Who's managedmis looks like a threat to me. A rather personal one at that.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 17/04/2019 22:02

Look at this ad, what does it mean? A guided tour around an Amazon warehouse?

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