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Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

I will get on to card making as soon as I can. I like the threatening ones the most I think. But ‘I don’t like you’re wallpaper’ is spectacular.

I think managedmis has ended up in Witch’s kid’s bedroom.

With a flannel

Shouting at her cat's flannel.

It’s a trick, thigh! That’s how they ‘recruit’ their workers.

Shouting at her cat's flannel.

Sorry about you're cats' flannel

Lidocat certainly doesn’t favour a strip wash.

@DanglyTassles, chuh, yeah of course. Our mantra is The Thigh is The Limit!

Possibly chastising one of her FortNite playing non believer friends. I shall reward her directly

Anyway, thisters, I’m Thinking of You All At This Difficult Time, i.e. transfer from sofa to bed time.

STOP IT THIGH! NO ONE IS FOOLED BY THE NAME CHANGE.

Sorry, Thigh. One has just emerged from a prolonged snooze in one’s slanket and discovered one is eight pages behind with the thread.
Your enquiry on page 2, re the sterility of your organ transplants with the bucket, bent spoon and pritt-stick - viz, would it be ok if you blow the dust off and wait 3 seconds?
I am shocked by this level of filth and ignorance. As a doctor it is my duty to tell you that no, this will not suffice. What were you thinking of? We doctors all know that you have to spit on it and give it a firm rub with a used hanky.
HTH.

It's ok 'your' here now Babdoc

(See what I did there?)

We thisters are gratethul for your adthice! Will Thollow prethicely!

Btw is this shizz written into 'NICE guidelines?'

But babdoc when I'm busy giving Dangly her monthly liver transplant we keep getting tangled up with the vascular shizz. There's tubes in, out, round and round about. Which bit do i rub with a hanky? I just tie everything in a bow 🎀 and spray it with windex, is that ok?

babdoc I do feel ok and also a little bit high after these procedures and surely that's what matters most?

Witch we nixed The Thigh's the Limit a while back as it would suggest we intend to improve, which is against our constitution.

I forget what our mantra is though. I think we were distracted by a 10 page fight over who was having who's face tattooed over their face.

I had to bang my gavel in the end and decree that we would all have all of our faces tattooed over all of our faces. Plus all of our Mums' faces tattooed over all of our chests.

The slogan was neglected.

DT what's our mantra? Have i forgotten? You are my Boswell after all.

Oh i know!

We Are The Women Who Won't.
We Are The No Movement Movement.

Luaa refused to have anyone's face tattooed on her face except her own, fancy.

@kleptronic

Have you had a kale emergency and shat yourself to death?

Oh, sorry. I meant The Thighs The Limit when it came to our credit card debt..

I’m all for getting internet strangers tatted on my face. 2019 is my break out year

It's not all that painful Witch i promise! I can do it in sharpie if you like! I can draw thigh at least, she drew herself once so I know what she looks like!

@DanglyTassles, I shall take you up on that. Please draw on the back of my head, so people won’t know if I’m coming or going.

Witch ok I can do that as long as you shave off all your hair!

(Not pubes obvs as we are women who won't not women who will .

Hello thisters

"Congratulations on passing your test."

Menacing and poorly spelled, thinks I?

A sum, well yes.

Consider Ar for articles ( arse cards) made
S items sold
e= natural log ( essential for equations, no one has any idea what it is)
tI = titular interest
T = total profit

Thus and therefore

ArSe/tIT =profit = thigh (obvs)

Naked I ❤ you

I luff it when you show me your integers and whole numbers.