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Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

You're Unique

Another aggressive card.

'Thinking of you' with a single pube attached.

A single, enigmatic pube

'Your Unique' seems even more threatening, somehow. Is the spelling mistake deliberate, or...?

I’m going nowhere near the Cutty Sark. Especially during a week when the childers have been freed from their institutions.

Of we used one of those print anything sites we could do t shirts as well. And mugs.

Yes yes! Your Unique!! They will think it being sent by MLM's and quake in terror!

I like Your Unique. My unique what?

We could do a Mums Net mug. Complete with pube obvs, that’s what you want in a mug. Sports Direct size. Or we could do a Sports Direct one with a joke about the size of Mike Ashley's knob.

It could be one of those mugs where the tiny knob is revealed once your tea drops below a certain level.

Exploding teddies, we need to send a mixed message. Discombobulate people, i hate being discoed.

Dog are you proposing we send a deliberately misspelled card? That's dastardly! Thislido imagine receiving a card that said Your Unique i think I'd vomit on the spot.

We’ve got a captive audience here. We could do acronyms mugs. DH, PBP etc

I did see someone suggest a Radicalised On Mumsnet t shirt the other day. I thought that was a good one.

What's an MLM?

I’d send it to all my friends who can spell.

Multi level marketing (?) pyramid selling. There was one called something like younique I think.

We need to dig out some of pineapplecore’s classics. You really nailed it with her.

Your Special

Multi Level Marketing as in Yonique, Arbonne, Juice Plus and so many, many more designed to create poverty in the partakes of such ventures!

I delete anyone who becomes a 'bot' for them on fb! They are absolutely disgusting!

Not the 'bots' who are destined for living on the streets, the fucking businesses set up to fleece the poor gullible fuckers!

People would be too polite to mention the misspelt card, always better to laugh at than with someone i find.

Misspelt or misspelled?

Sorry Your Leaving

Google has this to say:

We can still understand misspelt words. (Incidentally, the correct spelling of “misspelt” is “misspelt”, and while, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, “misspelt” and “misspelled” are both acceptable, “misspelt” is more usual in British English and “misspelled” in American English.5 May 2006

Clear as mud!!

The OED says either.

Even Sorry You’re Leaving is quite menacing if you have no plans to leave.

Sorry your a knob

Get Well Soon

What about:

I Dislike You're Wallpaper

Yes this before they even knew they were about to become unwell!