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this if you wish to assess Triangles triangularity then take a look at Baker's!picture!

It is so accurate and also Triangle does say things like that!

Btw Th'morning and a Happy Hood Friday thisters!

I am awake because a fly is buzzing past my ear every 45 seconds!

Must be the smell of my slanket!

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Maybe your hood will arrive today, Dangly.

How old are you, Awkward? Then we can decide your role. Give us a clue as to which firm, if it’s one of the big ones. It will help me visualise your ceremonial robes.

Morning Dangly. Speaking of snoring...! Put the kettle on, wouldja?

That fish keeps staring at me. It's creeping me out. Can't you cover up its tank?

Oh hello Baker I forgot you were here!

I am going to be in terrible trouble with thigh for hosting a visitor but never mind I'll make a brew! Sugar?

Don't mind Triangle he never gets out of his tank so you're quite safe!

this I hope I do get a hood for Hood Friday! It would be a nice surprise and might go well with the balaclava in the right shade!

Dangly you forgot I was here? After last night?

And I thought I was more than a "visitor"!

No, keep your tea!

Ooops!

Sorry Baker is my gin addled mind!

Can we still be friends?

"Friends"? Didn't you mean what you said last night?

Stupid, stupid, stupid me. Why do I trust anyone with my heart? It always ends like this. Next I'll be hearing "it's not you, it's me".

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Eeeeeerrrrrm??? ... Yes I meant it all Baker of course I did! What do you take me for!!

Don't cry, there there!

Could you just run it all by me again?

It's not my fault!!! I had a very sharp mind until I embraced alcohol as the remedy to everything! This is why Triangle and I get along, we both don't know what just happened!

But I do understand, I am a very attractive prospect and you must be struggling to let me go!

There there dear Baker

You may be unlucky with your relationship Baker, but channel your anguish into your art. All the best Artists are tortured. Is that what Dangly did to you, last night?

Dog that's right! Ooh these artistic temperaments, I
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But there'll be a wonderful picture in there!!

Ps. When you find out the goss from last night please it to tell me as well!

thislido
29 (but I'll be 30 when I start).
It the civil service fast stream - so I'm envisaging go-faster stripes, or maybe a fetching pair of winged shoes a la Hermes?

I thought lots of people on that were older than the average grad scheme because it’s hard to get into and attracts lots of of existing civil servants? As it’s public sector you’ll have to forego ermine, which is a shame, but a matching top and bottom tracksuit with go faster stripes sounds ideal.

I took Thighland to the streets last night. In Tesco a young man held up a Victoria sponge and asked if it would go with custard. I told him that most things went with custard but the jam and vanilla would make it ideal, especially if he heated it up a bit.

On the downside I obviously still look approachable.

dog there might have been a little light bondage, but it was tender and moving.

Dangly I didn't realise you were drunk. That's ok then.

We don't have to tell our DPs. They'd only get mad or find it a huge turn-on.

Oh thank god for that!

Thanks for your forgiveness Baker it means so much! Are we back on then?

I haven't told dh, he didn't spot you so. we're in the clear !

Do you like Winka?

Excuse the lateness, been busy vomiting at all the talk of partners and spooning.

this that was spectacularly helpful if you!

I think Tesco should hire you and pay you double figure for advising people on what snax go best together!

Paws civil service eh? You're clearly hedging around the fact you've been recruited by Mi6.

In which case you must wear grey and a trilby hat. Blend in so you can do chalk marks and collect from dead drops. How exciting! Will you be the "cultural attaché" hidden deep within the embassy. Are you scared of being captured and killed by Stalin?

Oh dear! Did you notice then Thigh ?

Do you fancy a nice bowl of sultana bran?

Ooh good spot Thigh. She can have a poisoned umbrella too.

Thislido clearly you appear kindly and motherly. We'll have to work on that.

DT I've grown used to you being a loving and friendly person. It's affecting me, but i can work through it.

TL well quite, having an operative in Thighland will work greatly to our advantage. They'll be able to use luxury water as a weapon.