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Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

Baker he is very real and is eyeing me with suspicion!

Is he right angled or isosceles?

Wouldn’t Isosceles make a lovely baby name. I shall suggest it next time I spot a thread called something like What’s Persephone’s Brother Called?

Scrofula goes well with Persephone.

I’ve started work on the PubeLube packaging. It’s not quite finished but DP came home and I had to pretend to be a normal person. I’ve done seasonal ones too. Christmas, Valentine, Hallowe’en and Easter pubes!

Pooter tbh, i don't feel any older than i did before. Perhaps it's the magic of Thighland keeping me young? I do feel like i might have to host a garden party...where's that come from?

Dangly the subo'clocks are on the Thighoclock clock! are they not visible on the photo?

Heeeeeeeere's Triangle!

They're visible on my nipple!

Beautiful cocks. I know art when I see it!

Wow Baker he actually does lookalike that! 😍

Have you been to my house?

yes, Dangly, I have. How do you know I'm not there now?

Lookalike ???

• look like of course 🙄

Can't be arsed macheting phone to death

Yikes Baker are you snoring?

Baker can you draw Dangly's wallpaper, then we can decide if we like it?

Sorry! [rolls over]

It's ok

Night night!

I have a bigger problem. My tooth abscess has made a sudden reappearance this evening - typical. Now what? Gin?

Rizon oil of cloves infused gin. Fun, and medicinal.

Well I've gone from snivelling and being pathetic to googling tattoo artists local to me, so you are doing pretty well on that front!

Where do I send my pubes to donate?

thislido so I should crown think of myself as wise matriarch rather than boring old cow, yes?

DanglyTassles I like your style, but I want to avoid any accidental embezzlement / irregularities in the pension fund type situations, so should probably attend some of the accountancy training.

No good asking me about chemicals DT I am a trained Scientist but I have no skills or qualifications, we'll have to wait until Naked's slept this morning's skinful off.

To curl a pube you must

A) smear with manuka honey, wrap round a curling stick ( available in most reputable gardens), leave to set
B) eat your greens
C) eat your crusts all up
D) use CRISPR to alter your genome and create a curly phenotype

Thigh, oh great one. You asked about binary.

You need only hold up 1 or 2 fingers to convey all that is necessary.

My tenant do not pay for the rental fee this month. I tried to call him but the line was busy. I called him back soon but he didn’t pick my phone call. Please solve my issue. I am going to meet him soon. :(

So we have the branding in place, the instructions for curling, at least one supplier, the business plan (well we mentioned needing one so we must have one!) We had a sum done so that counts as costings.

So we are almost ready for launch!

All hand in your P45's ASAP we are going to be very very rich!

apple so ideally you need tenant to move out and stop fleecing you!

You must make the house seem unappealing as a place to live!

Act normal at the meeting just moan about the rent etc and if no payment forthcoming, go back home, dress yourself in a white sheet!with eyeholes cut in so you can see! Go to the property by night when your tenant is sleeping! Let yourself in with spare key (it's only illegal if you are mortal) go to his room and stand over the bed saying 'woooooo' 'wooooOooo'

He will be gone next day!