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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 15:48

Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

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KnitterOfSocks · 18/04/2019 22:23

Pubes as hair on a tattoo has just made me shout out loud with laughter. DH is eyeing me in a worried fashion now

DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 22:23

Do you want my angelfish, Triangle, on your thigh?

He's not steampunk either but i guess he could be if you adapt him!

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CarolinePooter · 18/04/2019 22:24

As well he might....

KnitterOfSocks · 18/04/2019 22:25

Angelfish! Love it!

CarolinePooter · 18/04/2019 22:25

Triangle just needs a little corset and he'll be perfect!

KnitterOfSocks · 18/04/2019 22:26

I love your ball of yarn 🧶 Baker , I do think that would work well...

DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 22:26

Knitter you must show us the actual tattoo when it is finally here!

CarolinePooter · 18/04/2019 22:26

Although tightlacing is cruel to fish.

KnitterOfSocks · 18/04/2019 22:27

I have finished lots of pairs of socks before. Not currently.

KnitterOfSocks · 18/04/2019 22:27

I will certainly post a photo. I need to find an artist I like the style of first.

DogHairEverywhere · 18/04/2019 22:27

Seriously This, it's so addictive. I added 2 new people to myself tonight. I'm still giggling, i nearly answered a question in my alter ego, but just about stopped myself. I don't know whether I'll be able to contain myself next time, it really does take hold.

AgnosticBaker · 18/04/2019 22:29

Dangly that fish looks pretty benign. It is a fish, right? Or is it just a triangle with a smile and a cleaver?

CarolinePooter · 18/04/2019 22:29

Are you really dog , dog , or someone else pretending?

pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 22:29

Hmm still wondering if this is a serious thread. I thought it was.

I've been running a Nation for 10 threads. Has it all been a massive pisstake?

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DogHairEverywhere · 18/04/2019 22:30

I don't know whether tightlacing is cruel to fish, after all, they don't exactly fill their lungs with air, do they?

AgnosticBaker · 18/04/2019 22:30

Knitter I'm filled with admiration. Sock knitting is magic, like cutting hair.

pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 22:30

Dog used to be Cat Stevens.

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CarolinePooter · 18/04/2019 22:30

I thought I was me before, but doubt has crept in.

DogHairEverywhere · 18/04/2019 22:31

Call me Yusuf,
Don't call me Yusuf,
I really don't know anymore.

DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 22:32

Baker it is my interpretation of Reg's interpretation of Triangle!

I'd rather like it if you could do an alternative version of him though!

CaroIinePooter · 18/04/2019 22:32

No, no doubt has crept in, i am myself.

DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 22:33

thigh of course we are serious we just solved Knitter's life!!!

pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 22:33

Dog yusuf really make up your mind.

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AgnosticBaker · 18/04/2019 22:34

Ok, Dangly, just so I understand and can develop an artistic concept: is Triangle an actual fish? Or one of those plastic triangle things for maths?

CarolinePooter · 18/04/2019 22:35

How do you like being really old, caroline ?