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Didn't we get our arses tattooed onto our arses at one point?

I cannot see mine and I forgot?

And as for pube tattoos - no need! I am far too lazy for any kind of grooming so I have my own homegrown ones wafting in the breeze...

this some very nice pieces in that collection!

All of our faces tattooed over all of our faces. Each one on top of the other. Many, many faces on our faces.

Everyone's Mum's face on everyone's chest, one over the other.

HEY! Where do we put everyone's pets, the slaughter of pigs and the Lion?

Knitter you do?

Then you must join our venture, we are currently harvesting pubes!

Husband removal is easier than tattoo removal in some respects.

How about a steampunk Mo Farah?

Your pubes could be his hair.

I forgot we had each other's mum's faces on our chests thigh I can't see without my glasses. I'll pop them on ...

My! ... Mrs Thigh is a very attractive lady!

Baker! I love your art! So cheery and so accurate ❤

knitter how about a still life featuring a tattooist's needle and some bottles of ink?

He probably wants hair.

I vote a steampunk schrodinger's cat!

Do we remove our pubes and then tattoo newer, better ones on all the way to our knees?

Neither on both thighs.

Or both on neither thigh

I wonder if Baker or Reg could design a tattoo for your thigh, Knitter? Have you seen the art they can make? They are really talented. I would be proud to wear a tattoo of their design.

Or something from the Loneliness of the Long Distance runner. That’s about asserting your independence.

And surviving borstal, double bubble.

I'm considering getting Baker's clock tattooed over my left nipple

You could invite your mum to get a tattoo with you! It would make or break your relationship ;-)

KnitterOfSocks I done this before I read about the tattoos. It's not goth or steampunk but just some purty (I hope) flowers for you. And the purple thing is a ball of yawn.

I have never finished a knitting project! except a couple scarves maybe. Certainly not a socks. Too hard. Tell you're mother you're a "process" knitter, not a "product" knitter.

DogHair that's the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me! LIving forever on somebody's boob!

Independence is a good theme. I love my long runs as they are proper headspace time. I do up to 20km twice a week with a couple of shorter ones and it is so valuable.

I like the steampunk fob watches/roses/musical stave thing - would also be a lovely memory of my Dad who died a year ago (30 years divorced from my mother), he was a superb pianist, and had an obsession with being on time for things.

Dog did you enjoy your megalomania again? It does take hold.

Baker that's very classy for a tattoo!