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It’s ok, you can buy blankets.

Dangly here's what time it is

I know this isn't a serious thread much. But actually the fat husband advice just made me well up a bit a lot as you are so on the money it's untrue.

Also you are correct about the shit friends. They take up so much headspace for very little return.

At work, if I was managing the budget on that I would say that we were not getting value for our investment and pull the plug PDQ. So emotional budget managements need to be set and stuck to I think.

Oh my God a doppelganger! But I am still me really. You will know by my slooow typing.

knitter nobody can get in your head if you don't want them to! Fill it with nicer things. E.g. a lovely poem?

Caroline how lovely!

Once you get past being furious and hurt that they aren’t better friends, my money is on you not missing them.

Baker that is seriously the best clock I have ever seen! Thank you so much! Shall refer to it often when I want to know what time it is.

This thread attracts serious artists as well as scientists and towering intellects and downright sexy people like me.

I'm slipping under into megalomania territory again Caroline , I got this latest episode from you!

I’ve just realised I’m doing out advice as fake thigh. I will change myself back.

Lad wadja do to get chucked out of RE?

What did Mrs Edwards mean by "no justice"?

Doling

And I’m back to me.

Mothers are complicated, Knitter, she’s probably proud of you in her own hidden way.

dangly the answer is it's always Thigh o'clock. But it can also be other subo'clocks as well because we must engage in various forms of sloth simultaneously.

Knitter sorry you've had a shit time.

You've come to the right place for better times! Definitely be happy above all else!

Nobody else is living your life, it's yours and yours alone and you owe it to yourself to enjoy of it as much as you possibly can! They can see to their own!

Not like me to be serious in here!

Oh ... Baker could you please draw me some subo'clocks? I feel I should always know the time like other adults?

Triangle refuses to help with that he looks disgusted with his eye!

Find me a tattoo to have! I ran my first marathon on Sunday (slowly) and I want something to commemorate it. I like steampunk and gothic styles.

It will prob be a thigh piece so plenty of fucking room to play with! I can't have visible tats for professional reasons so thigh is logical...

Knitter, you don't need shit friends now you've found Thighland. Soon, it will take up your every waking thought and you'll hardly miss them, as you relax under your damp slanket and reach for the snax.

Awkward you’ll all be in same boat except most of them will be straight out of full time uni so less good at it than you. You'll still be able to eat cheese. And you can get a wig.

Knitter now you are talking! Tattoos are our thang

Could you get thigh's face on your face to start off with and then we can get more advanced?

We’ve all got all of our faces tattooed on our faces.

knitter how about some really long pubes tattooed on your thigh?

Are you thinking words or images?

Awkward can you not just get an identical doppelganger to pretend to be you during studies and to pass all your exams for you and then you just turn up for the bit in the mortorboard at the end?

Thartists, I feel it's no coincidence that my advert is for investing in art.

Images really but would be not averse to naice words...

Sadly I am super fickle and generally go with what grabs me at any given moment.

That's how I ended up with DH just over 20 years ago