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Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

CP probs shagging Churchill cured you. Of that anyway.

Thislido I'm getting fucking tot safety gates, why? If it's to keep me safe from them ok, I'm in.

I did have the runs during the Suez Crisis. Plus chickenpox. With hindsight, it was my immunity being built up.

Well quite, how big was Anthony Eden's todger? That detail seems to have been lost to history.

CP it wasn't the authentic me but still very interesting anyway!

Well I have learned something about myself. I can't be quiet! Who knew?

Ok dog a summary which is almost a sum like naked can do:

I am me, you are me with an 'e', thigh is me without an 'e', ie like me but not me.

thislido is thigh

thigh is also thigh but a bit more wrong.

Oh and thigh is *thigh of course!

Errrrm I forgot what else happened because i was trying to be quiet!

I think Thatcher had a huge cock. That's why she snatched my milk, to feed her big fat cock.

Aw! I missed a real problem enquiry. Fuxake!
I have my Marjorie Proops glasses on as well.
Ground You have had good advice and you positioned yourself well to receive our thrust.
You are Thigh.

Your wrong DT you need too look at that again, ask youre fish to help.

I'm going to test out this trendy condition and see if it's fun!

DT I hate to piss on your summary, but i am not you with an e, i am more you, than you could ever imagine. This is a better Thigh than me, though.

See if you lot care!

Pooter, is that a 'how to' book?

CP that looks super funz! Are you diagnosing yourself or others? Or learning how to be one. Mine eyeth doth fair sparkle at a PD test!

I'm the best.

WE NED TO MAKE A TEST

Fuck it, that set off my C Clusters.

Ooh, a test, I'm good at tests. Can i get 100%?

Well I tried to get into the mindset, but to be honest it looked like hard work! But if anyone wants a go it's on offer on Kindle and has had some pleasingly scornful reviews.

Will there be cheating?

Ok I'll do another 'sum' mary:

Dog is me without a rogue 'e' and thigh is the snidely me with an 'e'

I thought I'd got all my thighs right though? So are you thigh with the capital T n that?

Do we want to be covert though? Or passive?

REALLY I just prefer old fashioned diseases, like melancholia and scurvy. But nobody gives a toss, they are never diagnosed on Mumsnet. Poor neglected diseases. Can people be spavined, or is that horses?

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How about this?

You can have a bog spavin on your hock if you want Caroline.

But you can't be passive without being covert surely?

Covert i like the sound of but passive is meh.