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Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

I am both Thigh and thigh with the 0.
I can also be DT with the e but i only did that once.
I believe This can also be you with an e, but i haven't tried to get the other permutation of your misspelt name to check.

Nobody on Mumsnet has ever had The King's Evil, either. You'd think someone would be itching to diagnose it.

We need to write a guiiiiiiiiiiiiide.

With a O not a 0.

I like syphilis and gonorrhoea

I’m only thigh, the fake IanTheDog and ColonTheDog.

I am fed up trying to solve the big problems in my life (need a new job, worried about DH health as he's seriously overweight and won't do anything about it, friendship ishoos) and would like some advice on the following

Where had my motivation to do anything but fuck about on my phone gone? I have seen something about fuckboys. Might they have taken it?

When I’m not being This that is.

dog always make a note. This is how I got locked out of my Pinterest account.

Knitter! Did you make the flight?

Go on, come on ...ask me, ask me!
I want to answer questions about myself.
I got chucked out of 98% of R.E lessons for a whole term.
Came 4th in exams 92%.
Teacher wrote in report 'There is obviously no justice in the World'.
Too fucking right, true philosophy Mrs.Edwards.
Bring on de tests.

In answer to your question, the fucking about with your phone is you trying to recover from all the other shit. The right place is here with us. But if you need to free up some time to do actual relaxing then I recommend the Freedom app.

Ok I think I've got it now! Triangle said he knew all of this long ago, he said it with his eye!

Yes can we have a glossary?

Sadly my frantic packing was merely to go to Wales so no flight involved. I merely had to step out of my front door and get on a bus to the station. But yes, I made it to Wales. Staying with my in laws for 10 days. 2 more nights. I can do this.

I forgot I was this as well!

I can be Pooter now. The megalomania is upon me again.

I've been studying for a degree for the last four years alongside full-time work. I've nearly finished and have got a place on a graduate scheme to train as an accountant, which means four more years of studying alongside work.

What I'd actually like to do is eat cheese and watch Netflix. Will this lead to fulfillment, great hair and pay the bills, or do I need to suck it up and do the accountancy qualification?

And Lad

I feel I should make more screen free time. I lack to motivation to do this as screen time makes me happy. But growing up with my Mother has instilled deep feelings that I should be useful and not happy. She, for example, used the lump sum from her pension to self fund a pHD which is now nearly complete. I have not yet finished knitting a blanket I started 3 years ago. She is routinely Disappointed In Me. So I fuck about on my phone.

Glad to hear it Pooter I lve the megalomania!!

With regard to the other issues.

Shit friends - drop them
Shit job - join our pube selling venture
Fat husband - he’ll have his own reasons for being fat which he probably doesn’t even know himself. It won’t be in order to worry you though and just as he didn’t get fat to worry you he won’t be able to get thin to stop you worrying. Let it go.

I'm out of control now. No one is safe from me.

Lad is it you or an imposter?

I am me at the minute just for info!

Actually she has never said she is disappointed in me. But I was the super academic one, highly flying career just a step away. Instead I work for the Local Authority in a super stressful job which means I argue with my husband and neglect my children. But I do do Good Things for people occasionally which is what keeps me going

Pube selling you say? Sign me up!