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Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

I think you might be real! Be me a bit more convincingly and I'll check whether my reflection fades.

Are you still answering questions?
I got offered my dream job today an hour after I spotted a squinty 2nd line on a pregnancy test.
If it’s genuine line and not evap can I have both? 🙈

Well you'd better tell that to whoever it is then thigh !

Ooooooops !!

Ground the line is a secret between your piss and yourself, take the job.

I think the long weekend is a good time to ferment revolutionary fervour amongst the populace. The weather forecast is good, which means they will be drunker than normal. I predict barbecues, so we must lace the sausages.

Of course fine weather means grass rolling too.

Thigh it is you. Tell me why are not appearing in blue on the app?

Foment revolutionary fervour! Not fucking ferment, how am I even alive with these insults battering my delicate sense of self.

Of course you must take the job! They will get their money’s worth in the long run. Even if you take a year off it’s not much in the great scheme of things. Just pretend to yourself you didn’t do a test if it makes you feel better. Also, not to put to fine a point on it, you don’t know what will happen with the pregnancy yet.

Did someone mention sausages?

Ooooops back
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Jesus that was an actual mistake. I did look at it and think it seemed a mixed metaphor to ferment fervour.

We must stoke the fires as they stoke the barbecues!

This is literally the best advice page ever. I’m pretending I didn’t take a test. I’ll check again in a few months and see what’s what 😂🙈

I suppose fermenting is what i get for hanging out with drunks, I've only myself to blame.

Dog unfortunately my knowledge of dictators is too limited to really pull it off.

What time is it now?

A art

Time's up Dangly, come back. We need you to read the real Thigh's mind, to tell us who's who.

ground you may imagine it's your dream job but you'll hate them as soon as you get to know them.

Really, the only dream job is with us, bringing luxury pubes to market.

This is going to turn out to be another 10 page scuffle like the face tatts.
It is reverse improvement.

Most wonderful arts by lovelycocksreg.
Breathtakingly beautiful, splendidly sharp crayons.
I regularly draw eyebrows and a beauty spot upon my visage (a la Margaret Lockwood in The Wicked Lady) but I end up looking more like Baby Jane.
Pencil sharpeners are key.
You are a true artist Reg.

I'm finding Baker's art ... disturbing. I mean, it's good, obviously, but it is disturbing. Still, i suppose all good art should invoke a visceral reaction.

I've been wondering recently whether I'm too shy and should own my space more. Be less of a victim.

Blow my own trumpet a bit more.

I think I'm too subtle about what i want.

dangly one of you called?? No I am not, and never have been, you. I would love to be, of course, but lack the technology. I am in awe of all the namechanging magic displayed on this thread.

I haven't had any megalomania yet. Maybe I had it years ago and now I'm immune?