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Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

Spotted the rogue 'e' at the last minute!

How marvellous, I don’t know who anyone is anymore.

Dog you're impersonations of DT are very accurate!

@CarolinePooter

Are you being me?

I'm soooo sexy, mmm mmm I could eat myself if I wasn't so nowty.

Who in the name of fuck and all that is Thigh is in charge around here?

Ok thigh so obvious that's you!

I am here, Everyone, not there!!

Hang on, i haven't been anyone today. I am being falsely accused.
I am on a 12 step programme to give up my megalomaniacal impersonations, you are leading me off the straight and narrow. I can feel myself weakening, as I remember just how funny it was to be all of you.

Dog i think you dog protest to much!

When I'm Dangly, no-one can tell me apart.

Dog i appreciate you're identify crises two.

Right that's it! I'm going quiet for at least 15 mins. So if anyone called me posts just know that it isn't me!!

But that was me btw!

Thigh, methinks it's you who is having the identity crisis.

dammit, i forgot you don't start with a a capital.

£549 for an organic blender? I don't even know what it wants. I'm a megalomaniac, not a lunatic

Plus the O instead of the 0 DT

Dangly, I'm sorry...come back, i wont be you any more. I am but a pale imitation and I can't hold my Winka or fire rugby balls out of myself.

That reminds me, I was offered an online waiver earlier. I don’t know what it is, but I feel sure we will need some kind of waiver, and we are online.

I am the most convincing replica.

Or am I?

Maybe I’m real.

Yes Dog don't be DT, she's armless.

Stop trying to lure me back! I will be back in ten minutes! Ooops!!

This is that you?