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Do you have problems? Would you like a solution?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 15:48

Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

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DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 20:12

Spotted the rogue 'e' at the last minute!

thighofreIief101 · 18/04/2019 20:13

How marvellous, I don’t know who anyone is anymore.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 20:15

Dog you're impersonations of DT are very accurate!

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DangIyTassIes · 18/04/2019 20:19

@CarolinePooter

Are you being me?

DangIyTassIes · 18/04/2019 20:20

I'm soooo sexy, mmm mmm I could eat myself if I wasn't so nowty.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 20:23

Who in the name of fuck and all that is Thigh is in charge around here? Hmm

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DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 20:23

Ok thigh so obvious that's you!

I am here, Everyone, not there!!

DogHairEverywhere · 18/04/2019 20:25

Hang on, i haven't been anyone today. I am being falsely accused.
I am on a 12 step programme to give up my megalomaniacal impersonations, you are leading me off the straight and narrow. I can feel myself weakening, as I remember just how funny it was to be all of you.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 20:26

Dog i think you dog protest to much!

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DanglyTassIes · 18/04/2019 20:28

When I'm Dangly, no-one can tell me apart.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 20:28

Dog i appreciate you're identify crises two.

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DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 20:30

Right that's it! I'm going quiet for at least 15 mins. So if anyone called me posts just know that it isn't me!!

DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 20:30

But that was me btw!

Thighofrelief1O1 · 18/04/2019 20:31

Thigh, methinks it's you who is having the identity crisis.

thighofrelief1O1 · 18/04/2019 20:32

dammit, i forgot you don't start with a a capital.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 20:32

£549 for an organic blender? I don't even know what it wants. I'm a megalomaniac, not a lunatic

Do you have problems? Would you like a solution?
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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 20:33

Plus the O instead of the 0 DT

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DogHairEverywhere · 18/04/2019 20:34

Dangly, I'm sorry...come back, i wont be you any more. I am but a pale imitation and I can't hold my Winka or fire rugby balls out of myself.

thighofreIief101 · 18/04/2019 20:35

That reminds me, I was offered an online waiver earlier. I don’t know what it is, but I feel sure we will need some kind of waiver, and we are online.

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thighofreIief101 · 18/04/2019 20:35

I am the most convincing replica.

thighofreIief101 · 18/04/2019 20:36

Or am I?

thighofreIief101 · 18/04/2019 20:36

Maybe I’m real.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 20:36

Yes Dog don't be DT, she's armless.

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DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 20:38

Stop trying to lure me back! I will be back in ten minutes! Ooops!!

DogHairEverywhere · 18/04/2019 20:38

This is that you?