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Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

Appropriately enough I took that photo on my patio, where many a ‘husband’ has been buried.

Reg 😍

Those are the best illustrations I've ever seen in my life!!

Don't mean to scare you sheilas with my dick pic

I can feel the £££'s just waiting to roll in. This is a sure fire winner. Reg, they are true masterpieces. I can now start to envisage which of my pubes will go where.

DT even i was you for a while, ('twas a truly marvellous feeling).

Reginald those are truly beautiful! How did you learn to be so expressive in you're art?

I particularly like the SORRY and a dripping machete. Do you give this out before hacking someone to death? A polite murderer?

pineapplebb sorry but nice tho you are, you're just not as attractive as this pineapple 🍍 Awww look at her! 😍

Thislido was me and cried herself to sleep with hysteria and happiness.

The worst thing about it was that she Patty Hearsted me and I was clinging to her in terror.

I remember at the pinnacle of my megalomania being both DT and Thigh. Life will never be more perfect than those few minutes .

I've never been Reg, though. I can't do Art like she can.

Did you catch megalomania dog ?

I caught it from thigh it is contagious! but enjoyable!

I never had it before i came to Thighland, so I definitely caught it from one of you. I quite enjoyed it.

I caught it here too. It was fucking brilliant.

I love megalomania - I feel bad for people who try to curb theirs. The joy of unbridled lunacy is wonderful.

You’re right, it is. Muwahahaha.

Sorry About You’re Identity

Oh Thislido you flatter me, i would never say mwa ha ha

I am the ONE TRUE THIGH.

Argh which thigh do I obey?

You're right, whimsy is too weak.

I reckon Spike Milligan would be made up in here and he did not deal in whimsy.

I'm doing my best to read minds here as instructed to be o great thigh earlier!

Klept! Hooray! Do you have any gin?

OMT thigh stop being me even better than I can be me!

Dog it's YOU!!