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Kettlepubegate? Is it one of ours? Or is it Gwynnie under a nom de Mumsnet?

The thread I just linked to enraged me! Why would anyone feel shamed by a pubic kettle?

How are we going to sell our lux pubes line if people are going to be all shamed by them?

I hope it was one of us having a jape Caroline. It's really poor PR for our pube range though!

Dangly we are just ahead of the curve on this. People used to casually waste their plastic shopping bags, and now look! One day it will be a mark of good citizenship to recycle pubes.

DT I think perhaps the writer was ashamed because they weren't our luxury pubes, only those of an inferior quality? I feel a marketing opportunity coming I.

It reads to me as though our Great and Mighty Thigh has ventured outside of Thighland.
My dog is sniffing a trail of piss soaked slanket fluff balls and they're not mine

On the contrary Dangly, I thought it was a grand idea for a new line of products, especially with a name like Smeg (snigger)
We could have pube loaded kitchen electricals.
Cards, mugs and balloons downstairs, hairy hand blenders etc upstairs, like Clinton Cards meets Timothy Whites.

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Where's Spike Milligan when you need him? "English Pubes, English Pubes, hear them click and slack.." great for tourism.

Perhaps they were ashamed that there was only one measly pube attached. We could supply a pelt.

Pube thread's comedy is try hard unlike our subtle and natural brand.

Ok if you all think they are ready for an upsell to lux - shall we go steaming in and attempt to flog our lux pube range then?

Ok I went in! I had my smiling PR face on thigh, was very friendly, no c words at all!

Lad the fart filled modelling balloons are a goer. We can market them on the MIL/ toxic family/ cheeky visitor threads.

Klept I think we might too violent for whimsy but I'll take surreal.

Naked Sorry About Your Zoo

@projectgainsborough

Has clearly been captured, she needs salvation.

I think she's case sensitive. Cooee @ProjectGainsborough , have you survived four days of being a 'manager' again?

@DanglyTassles I just went looking for your comment on the pube thread and just spat my coffee out

As an aside, auto correct decided that pube should be lube.

Dog i completely understand why you changed your name from Cat to Dog, obviously. But why did you make everyone call you Yusuf in between?

Were you being fancy? Cos that never goes well unless you truly are fancy.

Rex do you think we should launch a lux lube as well? Do you think autocorrect was sending us a message?

DT that's my thinking, then it can be washed off after any, ahem, luxury activities with the luxury water?

thigh if you are referring to my approach on the pube thread I feel I was very fancy! If fancy means not dropping a c bomb or speaking of arses or shit that is.

I don't see how anyone could possibly know from what I wrote over there that I am not actually that fancy all of the time, apart from
If they do actually venture over here of course and find out that am in fact a whore.

Good thinking rex! See, we need this kind of brainstorming!

We might not even need to rob a bank in balaclavas and joker masks yet!

DT we need a logo really, something fit to adorn a bottle of tap luxury water...

I was looking forward to the bank heist! I've knitted my own pube balaclava! Tsk, waste of time.

Unfortunately if they do come over they will arrive to Thigh insulting their “try hard humour”.

Haha yes, a lovely warm welcome for them!

We might still do the robbery yet thigh if we still need the wonga after all of this! Can't see it though, it's all fool proof!

Rex logo you say, yes we need to start 'branding awareness' asap! Will CocksReg please crayon one for us?

Hey on that note, what are we calling our insane but profitable scheme?