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Do you have problems? Would you like a solution?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 15:48

Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

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DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 09:57

I have just looked up The Durrells and notice that Keeley Hawes is to be in series four!

Excellent news! She was in Line of Duty too!

She is Thigh!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 09:59

Line of Duty is Thigh. It's crazy and they blow protagonists' heads off willy nilly.

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DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 10:01

No thigh - unless they asked me once and I forgot, so they gave the task to someone more able and willing which is anyone really, maybe a stranger who wandered by on the pavement.

I've only ever done tasks like that willingly for you, oh thigh and that goes for any other task in the whole world with the exception of cleaning out Triangle's tank.

(Do I sound normal and friendly yet? I'm typing with a smile on my face!)

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 10:02

I've been thinking about the Office of Thigh, it's a very serious and important position. Obviously I am the person Thigh but the position is far, far greater than I.

Conceivably, should I choose to abdicate, there would be another Thigh. Thigh II.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 10:05

I think you should become my thought recorder DT. My arm gets bored of holding my phone and I need someone to do that and type my every thought.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 10:09

Really I'm very pleased with how benevolent I've been to you DT. My kindness astounds me when I think how i allowed you to let your husband live and have affection for your fish. Normally I'm more jealous and controlling than that. Perhaps I'm maturing?

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DogHairEverywhere · 18/04/2019 10:09

I'd always assumed the 101 at the end of your username, Thigh, was binary code for 'I am your lord and master, you will obey'.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 10:10

Or moving from Cluster A to C Confused

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 10:16

Dog interesting theory. Sometimes my towering intellect is too much even for me and I don't understand my own commands. Did i issue an edict in binary without conscious thought? It's possible.

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DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 10:17

thigh none of this talk of abdication! You are our founder! We didn;t and do not exist independently of you!

I will type up your thoughts as they come in though! I'm a bit psychic but usually i only hear dead people like when M3 was!

One can only try one's best though! (improvement!!)

Also don't move clusters thigh that is too extreme a transition, especially when everyone at Thighland ended up being sorted into cluster Z or Zee as some like to call it.

DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 10:18

... thigh is currently wondering whether to dice with another bowl of sultana bran ...

LadAlive · 18/04/2019 10:19

I think we have infiltrated MNHQ there either deliberately mistpelting or trying to be intriguing, I am intrigued 'going to well...' to well what?!?

Do you know what they are alluding to Thigh? Being intrigued is too tiring.

Message from MNHQ: We're don't really this thread is going to well - we're going to take it down now.

DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 10:19

... will my arse be ok? Shall I just move on to cock cakes? ...

DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 10:20

thigh your thought processes are too complex! This is going to blow my mind!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 10:43

In fact DT I'm being beckoned by the bran as we speak, also can you hear the song? I'm listening to John Denver, it's so lovely not being cool.

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Kleptronic · 18/04/2019 10:44

I'm still lurking Thigh I'm simply no good at surreal whimsey. Besides I've moved on to spring greens, no shitting so far.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 10:45

Going to well...

I just can't complete that sentence, MN has finally defeated me.

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DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 10:46

Helloo Klept

I'm glad to hear your arse is ok!

Don't give thigh ideas about eating greens, she's bad enough on the sultana bran! her arse had NOT been ok!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 18/04/2019 10:46

Klepto what is surreal whimsy?

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DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 10:48

... Going to well up in tears at the though of my Dangly's devotion to me and th'nation, she deserves a th'medal ...

That's what I picked up thigh

But it could equally have been something a lot more sinister!

DogHairEverywhere · 18/04/2019 10:52

I thought MNHQ meant going to the well, hence them taking it down. I envision an ornamental type wishing well, down which they throw all unsuitable threads.

VelociraptorRex · 18/04/2019 10:57

Was that in the bread yesterday about the ex being less than complimentary on here? I did have to giggle at that.
I read it as ..."going to, well..." with a threat hanging on the end. Not so much a case of poor spelling as poor punctuation?

LadAlive · 18/04/2019 11:16

Wasn't that one Rex sadly it was a fucking awful thread that had me full of murderous rage and just as I was about to spew some prose onto it, MN killed it.
Then, being as shallow as a puddle, I forgot about my outrage and my brain was burnt by a dangling preposition.

DanglyTassles · 18/04/2019 12:01

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3563004-Total-pube-shame-and-mortification

I shall just leave that there ^

CarolinePooter · 18/04/2019 12:05

Mumsnet is baiting all the dissidents with opportunities for murderous rage, lad. But it is FakeRage and is not worthy of your beautiful prose. Perhaps we should go around threads labelling them, just to warn others?