Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

[pineapplebryanbrown]

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

It would be better if it was an actual crucifixion Jesus.

who's the traybaker?.

AgnosticBaker at the top of the thread but she seems to have left without leaving an offering.

Thislido he rings me every Easter to apologise, i dispense forgiveness.

Want me to crayon you one? My crafting skillz won’t stretch to a chocolate Jesus but I do have a crafted magic wand so I could make it real with magic(k).

OOOOOOOOOOOO what if I draw a chocolate Jesus with a Bumtip?

Thanks Reginald but I'm looking for an actual mail order chocolate Jesus.

But you are meant to be working on flesh tones for our mock up of BumTips.

Now I really am alone. Aren't there any problems to solve?

Yes thigh there are these:

Where is my darling 🍍?

Which leads us to who is my darling 🍍 ?

And if I knew the answer to the later would she be my darling anymore or just a load of pulp in the juicer?

I think we know the answer to that DT, stop being so skittish and winsome and fess up.

thigh in the words of Getting

I AM NOT PINEAPPLE !!

How could I be so in love with myself ???

Oh ... wait ...

Is this a part of my meglomania??

Hi folks!!

I am getting increasingly interested in my thisters’ name change history. I’m too lazy to name change and I have enough trouble keeping track of one version of myself.

Project has the megalomania. She thinks everything should stop when she does.

When the DIES. But also possibly when she stops.

When she dies. Sigh.

Pineapple when did you become a whore? How’s that working out for you?

Thigh I wonder if you could scale up your forgiveness business. Perhaps the next thread should offer forgiveness rather than solutions. Ramp it up a bit.

Mumsnet is the least forgiving place on earth, so it probably would lead to us being hounded.

Hmmm, putting two and two together, we have DT with her questionable rugby ball routine and affair with MrDF, and now we have PineappleWhore. Are the two alter egos merging?

Ooh, can i sign up for the forgiveness thread, i have many, many things need forgiveness for. I shall start on my list straightaway.

I don’t think the order matters. Chronological would should show character development.

Chronological backwards.

I’ve just had an advert for a dog toothbrush

At least Dangly's keeping her teeth clean This.

I don't know, I go away for a few hours and this place is turning into a Pina Colada

You went away, did you, Getting?