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Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 23:01

Wondering if i should get a nursing degree and treat patients 4real.

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PhilomenaButterfly · 07/04/2019 23:01

Fantastic! She'll love it! Thanks!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 23:02

Phil a Jesus shaped gingerbread man with red smarties on his hands and feet.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 23:04

And a rock cake keeping him trapped in a cave made of melted and reshaped marshmallow. The whole crucifixion tableau.

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CarolinePooter · 07/04/2019 23:05

thigh Florence Nightingale never bothered with a nursing degree. Just saying.

CarolinePooter · 07/04/2019 23:07

thigh you're quite well into traybake territory now!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 23:08

Good point Pooter re crayoning my own nursing degree. Plus am v caring.

Now about Jesus and snax. It's not fair that it's all eggz n bunniez. It should be chocolate crosses and Our Lord and Saviour fashioned from truffle.

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PhilomenaButterfly · 07/04/2019 23:10

Also Nutella on a hot cross bun would be perfect!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 23:11

Pooter I'm a child of a mixed marriage. Half traybake half priest flavoured Tayto snax.

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PhilomenaButterfly · 07/04/2019 23:11

These suggestions are wonderful!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 23:13

Don't eat the pencil Phil that's what they want you to do.

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CarolinePooter · 07/04/2019 23:13

thigh how true. They would sell almost as well as hot buns.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 23:15

See?

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
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CarolinePooter · 07/04/2019 23:18

thigh I did prefer the Latin Mass. It's all happy clappy these days. I want a religion that scares me into being good!

CarolinePooter · 07/04/2019 23:21

Wow! That is a fine chocolate statue! I see it's been slightly blasphemed already.

CarolinePooter · 07/04/2019 23:24

Off to say my prayers, just in case.

neverbee · 07/04/2019 23:24

I got into bed with a drink and a book and now I am warm and comfy but I haven't cleaned my teeth. What should I do?

MidnightBlue28 · 07/04/2019 23:31

I’ll just leave this here

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 23:32

bee just nibble your book, they used to use twigs.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 23:33

Oh no Blue it's the sweet v savoury Jesus war again!

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neverbee · 07/04/2019 23:37

Great advice thanks.

Just a thought though. They also used to have wooden dentures... does this mean I will have to replace my teeth with tiny books when they fall out from lack of hygiene?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 23:44

bee yes, only nibble the edges so you can place the books in your mouth later.

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neverbee · 07/04/2019 23:47

Of course. You think of everything. I do enjoy a good book. Especially one you can really sink your teeth into.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 23:48

@pettylabelle

Reginald i need to buy a chocolate Jesus. I have a Jewish friend who's birthday is on Good Friday this year. I must source a chocolate Jesus to send.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 23:48

It's just too good an opportunity to miss.

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