Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

[pineapplebryanbrown]

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

I would have thought Triangle always gives everyone the side eye.

Looking at the tracks, I think your children are now being raised by the foxes that live behind my flat, Noway. Lidocat has demanded extra food recently, so maybe he’s taken pity on them and is smuggling it out to them. Don’t worry, Marvin the Paranoid Android who lives on the top floor feeds the foxes, so they will be well supplied.

Is it snax time yet?

My Whore Pineapple Bars are just coming out of the oven!

Low calorie because the pineapple digests you as you eat it.

I want make Slut Brownies next but need sluts. Anyone?

Me! I'm a slut!

I can help! I'm a slut too!

Please may I sample a whore bar Agnostic ? They sound very 'me' !

Dear Thigh, i must confess my sins.
This morning, brought on by the shock of finding i'd continued to post after i went to sleep (i was the original IanTheDog), i was a couple of dangleys, one dupliate pineapple and worst of all, oh Thigh, i dared to copy yourself. I really got caught up with the megalomanias. It felt WONDERFUL! i feel ashamed!

It’s amazing, isn’t it Dog, the megalomania really goes to you head. I had this moment where I was like oh my god, I can make the pretend dogs say anything and then I can pretend to be everyone else too and control everything and they will be so confused and I am so fucking funny I might die laughing. It was was quite a high.

Thank you for ending Dangly’s lawsuit against me and revealing the original Ian.

I think more of a slattern than a slut, it takes less energy.

I wouldn’t say no to a whore bar though.

Sorry this hangs head in shame, please forgive me, signed your humble Dangly

Just caught up! lido you have a great origin story, like a Marvel hero but with added misunderstanding. I always pictured you like this

Who was upper case lido and dildo?

Dog

Plese cease and desist from using my registered trademarked name or you will be hearing from my solicitor pronto.

Yours faithfully
DanglyTassels ™ ®

Ok so I was 'dildo' and also 'DogHairInCertainPlaces'

As is often the case when I try and catch up on these threads, all I can really think of to say is 'wtaf is going on?'

Identity theft mainly

You’re forgiven, Dangly. All the Danglies are forgiven.

More like this, Caroline.

I'd love to join in but I don't have the energy to remember my password.

I think I'm going to give up on my job, go home and pass out.

Now you've shattered my dream!

I know, I’m embarrassed by the historic lasering too, but we all do stupid things when we’re young.

M3 that sounds sensible.

M3 I can never ever move house or change computer because I've forgotten all my passwords for everything ;-)

M3 we have all been stealing each other's names and I got all litigious and tried to sue thislido but it wasn't her it was Dog who also became one of the thighs but I DID become thisdildo and one of the Dogs and thislido did become an additional IanTheDog .

Oh and I was also one of the PIneapples during the fruit salad wars but was never core

Phew!

baker and wax the kettle's on!