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Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

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THlSLIDO · 10/04/2019 09:13

Mwa ha ha you missed this one

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 09:13

Aaaagh stoppit!

thislido · 10/04/2019 09:14

It’s not me!!

Giggling is an understatement, I was crying with laughter.

Thisdildo · 10/04/2019 09:15

Mwwwwaaaaa hahahahaaaa - and this one (geddit?)

thislido · 10/04/2019 09:15

No one is going to mistake me for my angry caps alter ego.

thighofrelief1O1 · 10/04/2019 09:16

Will anyone be fooled by this one?

thighofrelief1O1 · 10/04/2019 09:16

It's not as effective to do Thigh's, partly because she is the one true Thigh, but also because I can't make it blue.

Thisdildo · 10/04/2019 09:17

I'm fooled by all of them! Confused

Except the ones I'm doing!!

thislido · 10/04/2019 09:17

That one’s even funnier because in the first place thislido was based on repeated misabbreivation of my name which was thislldofornow.

THlSLIDO · 10/04/2019 09:18

I rule the world, i am UPPER CASE now!

thislido · 10/04/2019 09:19

Oh god, the likeness is uncanny.

DogHairEverywhere · 10/04/2019 09:22

, I think I'm me.

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 09:23

Oh that is very interesting this i always wondered about the origins of thislido .

Happy to know everyone's family tree! Any more for any more?

DanglyTassles comes from my late Auntie Dangly who was first in line for inheritance of the 'Whirring Tassles' dynasty. Unfortunately they were in debt to their eyeballs and she only inherited broken knees from the loan sharks! Sad

DogHairInCertainPlacesOnly · 10/04/2019 09:25

Hello!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 09:25

We're running a walk in centre here! We are uniformed professionals for the love of Thigh, no one can even spell their own name anymore. We're healers.

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DogHairEverywhere · 10/04/2019 09:28

I just read uniformed professionals as uninformed professionals, which might be nearer the mark.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 09:28

Thislido the best thing about it was that i was clinging to you begging for help. A real Patty Hearst moment.

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DogHairInCertainPlacesOnly · 10/04/2019 09:29

We are indeed uninformed, Dog, you and I think as one!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 09:30

I was misreading it as thislilo for weeks.

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DogHairEverywhere · 10/04/2019 09:31

I know who you are!

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 09:32

I cannot talk about thislido anymore, my solicitor forbade it whilst we are pursuing a claim.

Signed, DanglyTassels ™ ®

Hello!

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 09:33

Aaaaaagh she appeared on the end of my post!

Look at her there saying "Hello!" all sinister!! Shock

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 09:36

These are literally the most dastardly goings on we've had.

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DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 09:44

thigh are we turning very dastardly?

Or was it always there untapped?

Or was it tapped?

DogHairEverywhere · 10/04/2019 09:48

I've definitely been led astray.