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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

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thislido · 10/04/2019 00:23

Anyway, night thisters x

pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 00:23

You really have become a Thighlander, in fact, would you like my throne? That was awesome.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 00:24

Btw i was none of the animals, I've been myself since the great fruit salad wars of 2019. Night cabal xx

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thislido · 10/04/2019 00:26

The throne will always be yours! I wonder who the first Ian was then.

PettyLaBelle · 10/04/2019 07:47

I was the ‘do a art’ person but inspiration came from the great and wise Jason Mendoza off of The Good Place.

So what do I need to make?

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 07:49

Well it certainly wasn't me!! I was only ever Brian from Hull and one of the pineapples! 🍍(not core )

Oh and me naturally!

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 07:52
  • Last post pertains to IanTheDog query!
DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 07:54

Petty can you do a mock cock?

Not it's still necessary though, looks like we are having cardboard children now, or just catching them.

PettyLaBelle · 10/04/2019 08:01

Can we use our Mums Net?

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 08:09
Grin
thislido · 10/04/2019 08:27

Morning. I see there’s no fruit for breakfast. I had no idea having multiple personalities would be such a thrill, I was quite giddy with excitement last night.

We must all do anniversary art. Can we forget about the children? I really don’t fancy Centre Parcs with the mums net. It’s Easter holidays so there will be rich pickings but I need to slanket.

ProjectGainsborough · 10/04/2019 08:41

I really want to share an art that the female child did with you, but I can’t because I showed it to too many people IRL. It was a picture with a terrible misspelling of the word ‘cute’.

IanTheDog · 10/04/2019 08:48

I was and still am, the original Ian, and it is really unnerving to see i continued to post after i went to sleep.
This thread just keeps on giving, i can just imagine This, giggling furiously as she snaffled all the user names.

PineappIeCore · 10/04/2019 08:50

But you didn't get this one. (Only the original pineapple will understand).

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 08:55

Project could you draw the a art exactly the same as your Dark Lordess did it then post it for us?

Are you Ian btw?

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 08:56
DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 08:58

thislido you are genius!

I have now trademarked my name so avoid any similar fraudulent frolics!

DangIyTassles · 10/04/2019 09:00

Or have you?

DangIyTassles · 10/04/2019 09:00

I too am giggling and giggling

DangIyTassles · 10/04/2019 09:01

I've got a touch of the megalomanias

DangIyTassels · 10/04/2019 09:02

I'm this one too.Grin

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 09:03

Aaaaaaaagh!!

Stop it thislido it is all you!!

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 09:04

DanglyTassels ™ ®

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 09:05

Get off it or I'll sue!!

DangIyTassles · 10/04/2019 09:07

Keep doing it, i love it