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Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

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lanTheDog · 09/04/2019 23:51

Who’s Colin?

CoIinTheDog · 09/04/2019 23:52

I am.

CoIinTheDog · 09/04/2019 23:53

I live with Thigh. I’m the fun bad dog. The good dog is called Colin too.

lanTheDog · 09/04/2019 23:56

Anyway, does anyone need my house sitting service? Murdering people and burying them in cement is a optional add on.

QuestionableMouse · 09/04/2019 23:57

I really want some chocolate but my cat is sleeping on me and I can't move. Solution?

thighofreIief101 · 09/04/2019 23:58

Muwahahaha I’m Thigh! This is too much fun.

thislido · 10/04/2019 00:00

Drape the cat around your shoulders, mine likes that.

thislido · 10/04/2019 00:01

Everything alright dear leader?

thighofreIief101 · 10/04/2019 00:04

I’m Thigh but but not Thigh! I’m Schrodinger’s Thigh, the Everlasting!!!

thighofreIief101 · 10/04/2019 00:05

Everliving.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 00:06

I'm here Thislido somebody is impersonating me but i can't work out the subtle difference in my username.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 00:08

Thislido help me! Look into my eyes, see the colours. What has changed?

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thighofreIief101 · 10/04/2019 00:08

Never notice my slanket before?

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 00:11

Dear got in himmel! I'm turning heteronormative!

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thislido · 10/04/2019 00:11

Oh my god that was hilarious. I crack myself up. No one bother trying to steal my username, I’ve registered them all.

You just swap the l (L) for a capital i

thislido · 10/04/2019 00:12

Someone did it to BertrandRussel once. I just realised you also have the crucial letter.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 00:13

Thislido help me please, i won't force the severed, laminated cat cock through your freakishly small letterbox even though you confessed, under oath, to being a cat fancier.

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thislido · 10/04/2019 00:13

I’ll donate it back to you if MN allow that. But in the meantime I promise not to misuse my power.

thislido · 10/04/2019 00:15

It was pretending to be the second IanTheDog that reminded me. I assumed you were the first one.

thislido · 10/04/2019 00:16

Then I realised I could be Colin too, and that triggered my megalomania and I realised I could be EVERYONE.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 00:16

Was that you? Bravo! I thought it was the stripper again. I literally couldn't work it out! I bet Bertrand didn't like that.

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thislido · 10/04/2019 00:18

Luckily we can tell you apart because you have the OP colour.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 00:18

This isn't like you, normally I can trust you to remain the tiniest bit sane.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 00:19

You've probably been injected with crack.

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thislido · 10/04/2019 00:21

I’ve lost it completely. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at my own joke. The cat has moved to the other side of the room.

Bert was quite measured about it but understandably somewhat unnerved.