Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

Mmmmmmm gin.

Did someone mention gin?

For the love of thigh!somebody please put me a gin or a wine or a wodka! It's a kindness to a beast in distress!

Hello wax so happy to know we didn't make you run away with our overbearing welcome! Thank you for the kind offer of sharing your chainsaw! You can borrow my machete to swing at people any time you like! It makes them want to stop doing their own thing and want to do my thing instead! Like a spell!

Project would thrive in her new career as a party planner. All that is needed is a nice bum, see Pippa Middleton. We were all jealous of Project's bum yesterday.

It was an unusual welcome but not off putting as such.
I am glad we are sharing tools. I also have a scythe in the shed which sounds like it may be handy for the spells !

Did someone mention spells?

I'm in the middle of making a bottle of sherbet lemon gin.

I absolutely love sherbet lemons and gin do we share drink too?

Or is it just the tools?

And bum hole pictures

Getting free magic potion with an iron?? An iron?? To magic the ironing away? So what’s the iron for? Oh, of course, a weapon.

I notice you were also being advertised cremation. Who are we burning?

wax we share drinks and snax too but no visiting each other.

I’m looking forward to doing a anniversary art.

Good, I really fuckin hate people visiting me. I don't do ironing so that is definitely a weapon

wax you have found your true home! Welcome to Thighland!

peopleofthigh, I haven't been frightened away; every time I turn my back some new form of cryptic tomfoolery has taken place, can I keep up?

crisis the thing about us is that if we are not supplied with enough problems to solve we tend to engineer problems of our own for ourselves to solve.

We're like a problem solving factor that has no 'off' switch.

DT you have hit upon our most pressing problem! We need Reginald to make us an off switch!

Irons are cracking weapons. The swing you can get with their flex is truly amazing. Just don't clonk yourself on the back of the head while you're trying to get a decent speed up.

or some more problems?

I have a raft of them

I'm not sure if I'm still me, how can I determine my own existence?

Crisis when you poke yourself in the eye what happens? Do you hear an "ouch!"? Is it coming from another room? Does the phone ring?

Cat are you doing a art of our upcoming anniversary party? Is BC going to be the MC? Remember to tell your BastardCat that i have a spare cat cock he can have as payment.

Ow! Who just poked me in the eye?

It hurts thigh, is that a good sign?