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Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

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DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 10:39

Do you think we get a little 'full on' with our welcomes at times?

DogHairEverywhere · 09/04/2019 10:40

Well, Getting made her a pancake, can't get friendlier than that.

thislido · 09/04/2019 10:41

I would say we are only as full on as the averagely friendly dog. What’s our benchmark?

thislido · 09/04/2019 10:41

None of us has humped her leg.

Right?

DogHairEverywhere · 09/04/2019 10:41

Yes, they like to check out bumholes, too.

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 11:14

Maybe she's just having a nap, that's acceptable and encouraged so we cannot crib!

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 11:30

I'm feeling peckish for Jesus snax.

What have we got in the th'larder?

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 11:35

Does Macdonald's do a Jesus shaped BigMac?

DogHairEverywhere · 09/04/2019 11:50

Well, I've just made my own

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DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 11:58

Dog I never knew you had these talents! I'm astonished!!

this thank you for that tasty array of various snax! Are they all falling within the Jesus theme scheme?

thislido · 09/04/2019 12:02

dog I hope you don’t mind me saying but that’s a disappointing looking snack. You need this

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thislido · 09/04/2019 12:04

DT according to that link, all snacks are JC related.

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 12:58

That's very kind thank you this , I'm a bit full from a JC Big King XL (complete with a Turin Shroud napkin).

I shall take a look at those again later for my future snax.

PettyLaBelle · 09/04/2019 14:01

I am on my way to a distillery and expect to be drunk by 3:01.

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 14:10

Oh I'm on a go-slow today Petty I won't be drunk until 3.03 pm at least!

Nowaypast · 09/04/2019 14:11

Afternoon fruits 🍇 If wax returns I'm thinking she could be the transplant surgeon if she's willing to dirty her chain saw?

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 14:52

Noway she could indeed IF she comes back!

wax please come back, you don't need to show you bumhole! We just need your weapons!!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 09/04/2019 14:57

It's strange that people find us a bit full on, have we lost sight of normal do you think. It's our 2 month anniversary on the 14th. We'll have to do something really special. A real harvesting bonanza with lions, police cars and tons of weapons.

Like the old days, back when we were just wee lads buying ha'penny chews with our sweetie rations.

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DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 15:04

Oh yes I'd love us to have a 2 month anniversary bonanzer thigh ! 🥳

Yes I think people find us slightly off beat but at the same time enthralling with our benign/malevolent ways.

What's not to love, I say!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 09/04/2019 15:17

It'll fall on this Sunday DT but normally we try to sort out Project's career on a Sunday. Tricky, she's at a crucial stage in her trajectory and can't do it without our collective input.

DT have you tried explaining Thighland to anyone irl?

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DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 15:44

No I haven't thigh I just can't find the vocabulary to describe it correctly!

Maybe Project could be an events planner! She could start with our bash on Sunday?

waxahatchee · 09/04/2019 16:38

Okay I'm back, I'm not ready to show my bum hole.
I'm happy for the chainsaw to be shared if it is useful.

waxahatchee · 09/04/2019 16:40

You all sound really normal

MrsCatE · 09/04/2019 16:47

Excellent idea re Project being event organiser. Afterall, she won't have anything to do after Friday.

I can't keep up with you lot but I promise my heart, bumhole, hair (facial and pubic) belong to Thigh and everyone allied to her and our great nation .

I will do a art of Bastard Cat tooled up. Probably be ready for Thread 12.

Onwards for Sunday!! Born free, as free as the wind blows . . .