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Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

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waxahatchee · 09/04/2019 10:01

Name change failed there, my pubes are long and strong, is that good?

waxahatchee · 09/04/2019 10:02

I don't have a hatchet but I have a chainsaw and a tractor actually Smile

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 10:05

thigh you wanted to see my bumhole earlier so here goes ...

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
Gettingnowhere · 09/04/2019 10:06

This you'll find some handy suggestions here

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3555025-Fruit-salad?msgid=86198236#86198236

CarolinePooter · 09/04/2019 10:09

lido fruit, fruit? Surely we've had too much recently. Honey would be nice. And it's PERFECT!

wax do you keep bees, or are you petroleum based?

CarolinePooter · 09/04/2019 10:12

The chain saw and tractor could be useful. I am not willing to say why.

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 10:13

Wax you'll do very well with your chainsaw around here!

We'll need that when we next get tooled up for a scrap! It'll also come in for when we next harvest livers for our organ bucket.

CarolinePooter · 09/04/2019 10:14

I mean the pancake is PERFECT, although honey is pretty good

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 10:15

Caroline that's ok, I was willing and said why! 😂

wax did you like my bumhole? Have you got a pic of yours?

CarolinePooter · 09/04/2019 10:15

dangly your bum hole is also PERFECT

thislido · 09/04/2019 10:17

DT that picture is disturbing. Why have you plugged your hole with a Werthers Original? Is it to attract the priests?

CarolinePooter · 09/04/2019 10:17

OK we need to see wax's bum hole in case she is wearing a wire.

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 10:17

Why thank you Caroline [heart emoticon]

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 10:18

Good point!!

wax show us the paydirt!

CarolinePooter · 09/04/2019 10:22

wax you can use crayon if you'd rather.

CarolinePooter · 09/04/2019 10:31

wax is it like this?

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
DogHairEverywhere · 09/04/2019 10:34

I bet Wax never thought she'd have to show her bumhole as some sort of initiation ritual.

DogHairEverywhere · 09/04/2019 10:35

Where's Wax gone?

CarolinePooter · 09/04/2019 10:35

If so, are you Royalty ?

DogHairEverywhere · 09/04/2019 10:35

And why?

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 10:35

Dog I know! She hadn't even had chance to order her Bumtips from Reg get either!

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 10:35
  • yet
thislido · 09/04/2019 10:36

She probably fancies us and had gone all shy.

CarolinePooter · 09/04/2019 10:36

If wax is really royalty, I wonder who she is? Wax are you with child??

DogHairEverywhere · 09/04/2019 10:38

If so, do you like the names we've shortlisted?