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Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

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Blowingaraspberry · 09/04/2019 08:24

What's so good about pineapples anyway? Overrated in my opinion

Brainybanana · 09/04/2019 08:29

I agree, raspberry. They're just the fillers in a fruit salad. We're the real flavour

Orangeyougladimnotpineapple · 09/04/2019 08:30

My juice tastes better. People only drink pineapple juice when they've run out of me

Danglykumquat · 09/04/2019 08:33

Let's all run naked through our own fields and fertilise them with our poo. Yay!!

thislido · 09/04/2019 08:33
Brew
Grapefulimnotpineapple · 09/04/2019 08:40

Talking fruit?!!! Wtf??!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 09/04/2019 08:53

Oh now this has gone too far! Somebody is just being silly now, it's clearly Project. Really she is under tremendous strain atm being TM and you saw her arse, it's huge.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 09/04/2019 08:56

I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. Confess and it'll be easier on us all.

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Gettingnowhere · 09/04/2019 09:07

You all accused me of being Pinapple when I wasn't, then Dangly accused me of being her. And you make Aussies sound more ridiculous than they are.
So, yes, I did the fruits.

storms out of Thighland in a huff

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 09:17

thigh you little minx you've made me upset Getting now with your shenanigans!

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 09:19

You were fit when you were pinapple 🍍 though Getting !

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pineapplebryanbrown · 09/04/2019 09:32

Yes, exactly somebody has taken the joke too far for once Hmm

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DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 09:36

Oops!! Blush

Sorry Getting please come home to the bosom of your dysfunctional thister family

waxahatchee · 09/04/2019 09:41

What in God's name the fuck is this thread all about? It's hilarious but I have no fucking clue

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 09:44

Neither have we wax but you're welcome to join us! I'd love to say it's all good clean fun but it isn't!

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 09:46

It's fun but it's more like a dirty protest than good clean fun!

Gettingnowhere · 09/04/2019 09:57

Ok, I'm back. I just tried to cook a pancake IRL. I'm not cut out for real life

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
thislido · 09/04/2019 09:57

Getting come back darling, they won’t understand your Thighland ways in Flouncers Corner

thislido · 09/04/2019 09:58

It looks perfect. Youve cut it up already so can just eat with your hands/a fork.

Gettingnowhere · 09/04/2019 09:58

You got it in one Wax. We have no clue either. Just roll with it

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 09:59

She's back!! She's brought us a bent pancake!!

You DO belong with us Getting in fact you belong TO us!!

thislido · 09/04/2019 09:59

wax join us unless you are pubes assassin with your wax. The second part of your name looks promising. Are you handy with a hatchet?

waxahatchee · 09/04/2019 10:00

Well I went on a protest once and I'm quite dirty. I think that pancake is really rubbish! Grin

catisbeingsick · 09/04/2019 10:00

Haha I have shit loads of pubes no probs there

thislido · 09/04/2019 10:01

Which fruit shall we put on Getting’s offering?

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