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Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 09/04/2019 00:12

Dangly i had your face tattooed over my own face! Does that count for nothing?

Thislido and I are simpatico, we will not marry. We hover together between the A and B Clusters with our child catching and containment measures.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 09/04/2019 00:14

It's ok DT you and me go way back to when all this were just fields and we were just a pair of lads.

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DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 00:15

Well thigh you know you are my one true love because we both know that you are pineapple the original core

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pineapplebryanbrown · 09/04/2019 00:22

DT i would love to take credit but i couldn't bring myself to make so many spelling and grammar mistakes, even in jest.

Didn't you think you know who protested too much.

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DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 00:25
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DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 00:30

Getting you cockmunching bastard you!

thislido · 09/04/2019 00:57

I’d forgotten you had the bottle opener husband, DT, whom you seem fond of Hmm

The thing is, I don’t need a bottle opener. I haven’t drank beer since I was 14 and saved by the invention of alcopops. And these days alcohol is just an unworthy substitute for tea.

Also I really wasn’t cut out for marriage. Another person, always there Confused Your enthusiasm is rather alarming, as though might want to spend time together.

Let’s just be friends. Who never visit each other.

DanglyTassels · 09/04/2019 00:59

Oh Thislido how you have rejected me by spurning my ardour! My heart hath shattered in twain.

DanglyTassels · 09/04/2019 01:01

We could go on picnics and run naked through wheatfields together, squealing with merriment.

thislido · 09/04/2019 01:11

I think it’s Project/TM you want for the wheat fields.

Have you got a spare heart from the bucket?

thislido · 09/04/2019 01:12

Are you Susan Entwistle?

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
LadAlive · 09/04/2019 01:22

Fuxake. Far too many posts to have to thumb through.
I wish you lot would shut up and have a sleep every now and again.
I've got cramp in me wrist now.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 09/04/2019 05:36

Lad that's what I said to Paul from the remedial class when i was giving him a hand shandy outside the school discos.

Paul? Are you here?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 09/04/2019 05:39

Look! Look ADVENTURE! Shiny.....

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
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pineapplebryanbrown · 09/04/2019 05:42

Sometimes i wonder if I should make an effort, and then the thought just drifts away.

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Gettingnowhere · 09/04/2019 06:45

No Lad I won't shut up. I am discovering my voice in Thighland.

But I will sleep every now and then

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 07:31

OMG what's happening now ??

thigh ?? Confused

Getting ?? Confused

Susan Entwistle ?? Confused

Ok come on own up ...who was being me in wheat fields last night when I'd laid down for some shut eye?

Bitch had the stamp of thigh all over her! Hmm

But I've no evidence! Help!! Forensics!! It's a 'whodunnit' again!!

Even though I know it was thigh

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 07:33

Hellen can you arrange for some samples to be sent off to naked's lab from 'my' last two posts of last night to see if thigh left a pube on them or something?

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 07:37

Btw thislido yes we can just be friends who never visit we are so much more compatible that way and I do still need dh around.

Although he can open Shloer as well if that'll swing it?

CarolinePooter · 09/04/2019 07:43

Quite exhausted from all the bumfoolery last night.

Are we banned yet?

thislido · 09/04/2019 08:11

I didn’t even notice it was a fake DT! It was late.

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 08:15

thislido thank heavens you're here! Get a microscope, see if thigh left a smear of poo on them or something!!

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 08:18

Caroline the only way I know we're not banned is because I still exist ... in many forms it would appear! Hmm

DanglyTassles · 09/04/2019 08:20

thigh I know you always miss me when I retire to the Dangly-boudoir each night but no need to re-invent me!!

thislido · 09/04/2019 08:23

It has has small dog paw prints on it - Thigh? hellen needs to arrest everyone force them to provide name change samples.