Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

[pineapplebryanbrown]

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

thigh refer to it as your sanctum sanctorum and he will respect you.

I've tried but he's constantly in loco ano.

Thank goodness for the glaze. Is that jaundice on yours Thislido?

I was just experimenting with the bumtips.

Thanks Noway I will start sorting through in the morning!

There are too many!! I need a coffee first!

I do kind of fancy thislido's arse now I've seen it though?

Nothing personal DT, I just can’t be arsed with sex. Bit like roller skating. Used to be fun. Zero appeal now.

On the plus side there is only one of me.

Or is there?

Surely the fucking yoga woma should be switched off after a certain time at night. It’s exhausting.

Does this work?

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It’s my bum hole.

Thatlido you will do for me!!

Despite all my bravado I too am also happy to remain under my slanket for most of my days eating snax and napping!

I do love the original pineapple but I'll get over it with a little patience ...

Reginald ugh, that's made me dizzy, and not with lust.

OMT I've just seen Reg's bumhole!!

I think I’m lost up Reg’s bumhole. Could someone pull me back out?

DT it’s a deal. You’re not married already are you? I dont want to be subject to the MN wrath reserved for the Other Woman.

Ugh, dizzy. Thanks for getting me out.

this you are mine now!

I've already forgotten that prickly fruit!! 🍍

You had me at the party ring bum pic 😍

Thislido not only is DT married but she repeatedly refused to murder her husband even after we told her we needed to harvest his organs for a business venture.

Team player huh Dangles? Where's your husband's liver? All we've got left in our organ bucket is a cat cock.

But thigh he is an excellent bottle opener and I need that!!

And so does my girlfriend this !!

Harrumph!!!!

Yes, Thighland is in a sorry state of affairs re organ selling. I've had to issue all of you with replacement organs and we haven't made a penny. It's a business, not a fucking organ library!

Fiscally irresponsible, and where's the takings from your Biggest Fanny on Earth Tour?

Right ok sorry I took all the livers and the wart!

I will go on a murder spree to replace very soon!

As long as my new gf this appproves of course!

Well the takings from the tour are going to a tiny child with no soul!

So soz thigh but y'no fair's fair n right's right n all ....