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Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

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DanglyTassles · 08/04/2019 21:46

thigh I know you are pineapple you teasy flirt!!

Gettingnowhere · 08/04/2019 21:47

Thigh my horoscope said Uranus was causing chaos in my quarter tonight

ProjectGainsborough · 08/04/2019 21:47

Blush aw, thanks I do love my bum

Did someone come on and tell us off for nonsense again? Was it a real person or are all people just us? Is anyone real now?

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 21:48

I've filled your knickers with quite enough Thighland Yen ¥ DT.

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CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 21:49

Well I'm a figment of my own imagination.

ProjectGainsborough · 08/04/2019 21:49

Is there a difference between anus and a ring?

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 21:49

Proj there was one real person Alpaca who thought we should be in otbt i asked MN and they said to stay in chat.

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Nowaypast · 08/04/2019 21:50

I ventured into aibu earlier. There were pineapples all over the shop. I didn't stay long.

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 21:51

Saturn's rings or Uranus

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ProjectGainsborough · 08/04/2019 21:51

Off the beaten track? But how would I shamelessly flaunt my lunacy there??

ProjectGainsborough · 08/04/2019 21:52

D’oh. Amazing that I could live with the dark lord and miss a Uranus gag

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 21:53

That's not what the history books say Pooter didn't Napoleon ask you not to wash?

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CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 21:59

I don't know, I don't speak French. I thought he was asking me if my knickers were French or normal. I wasn't going to go to too much trouble, anyway. I just spoke really loudly and he seemed to understand.

DanglyTassles · 08/04/2019 22:01

Noway I wouldn't like it in AIBU!

How would I distinguish between all the pineapples and find my one true love? (who is amongst us and will not reveal her true identity for fear of my stalking!)

TheLoneWolfDies · 08/04/2019 22:06

Shouldn't thighlands currency be Baht?

CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 22:11

Yes!

thislido · 08/04/2019 22:11

Here’s mine!

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Nowaypast · 08/04/2019 22:12

Dangly it's been my experience that one pineapple is pretty similar to another. I think you'd just have to work your way through them all until you found the perfect fit. You'd better start before your next performance though - there were an awful lot of them

CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 22:13

Knew you were a party girl lido !

Nowaypast · 08/04/2019 22:14

Oh this that's my favourite. You can buy them in packets of 12 I believe for those days when just one bum hole won't do.

CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 22:14

noway did you find your gin?

thislido · 08/04/2019 22:16

Thanks for the bumhole love.

Thigh has the priest been at yours?

ProjectGainsborough · 08/04/2019 22:18

Ooh lido I do have a bit of a thing for your ring

Nowaypast · 08/04/2019 22:18

Yes thank you pooter, it's right here on my bedside table. Needs refilling now though :(

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CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 22:22

That's a relief! Ever since listening to "Mrs Dale's Diary" as a child I've always been rather worried about gin.

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