Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

[pineapplebryanbrown]

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

On the contrary Pooter, I think they're attracted to us.

Pooter what do you mean? Why would they? We've attracted many pineapples today alone.

dog nobody will admit to it!

And yet we are all so normal.

sistersofthigh, thighlanders, childrenofthethigh, and all other collective nouns that I can't think of, I have to confess I read your thread often and am envious of your dark humour and quickwittery (and your bumholes)

I don't know. I get ads for these. I'm not sure that's normal.

Dog I won't be able to lend my own priest as I just cant run the risk of him escaping on the way, those slippery bastards can worm their way out of anything!

But I certainly will capture you your own catholic priest if you promise to keep him locked in your priest hole as much as possible

getting is it your life flashing before your eyes? You could be having a near-death experience. Please report back.

Actually, I want to know whay that sentence that crept in quietly at the top was going to say...

To whomever asked for the whore-flavoured bars, I just googled a recipe for "whore bars", and found "slutty cheesecake squares" on Pinterest. Will that do? You'll have to wait til I can pick some Philadelphia.

But in the interests of policitical correctness, shouldn't we be calling them sex worker bars?

risis you've come at an important time, we're just checking our bumholes against a farrow and ball colour chart. We're not doing anything weird.

DT! YOUR ARSE IS MISSING

Did You Know... that pineapple actually tries to digest your lips and tongue while you eat it?

Yeah, I had one of those when Danga tried to give me a lobotomy with a screwdriver. I was sliding into darkness. Now I'm just sliding intoulti coloured buttholes

crisis have you achieved anything today, apart from snax? If so, well done! If not, well done!

Into. What's intoulti?

Late to the party but here’s mine

Baker we'll compromise and call them political whore bars, mmm'k?

Crisis Quittwittery? I thought we mostly dealt in fuckwittery

Agnostic what's this you say about my bars??

I would love to embrace sex-worker bars to support all the down and outs who do it from no choice and the rich twats who do it for pleasure and the sad twats who do it because of their megalomania (like me except I'm perfect so ...)

Project i spoke her name and thence she came. We were just going to bake cake bars in your honour.

baker my pineapplemares were bad enough! I'll be scared to go to sleep now.

thigh I'm only showing you my arsehole if you get down on one knee!!

You know what they say, why would they buy the cow if they can get the milk for free?

project your bumhole is wondrous and awe inspiring!

Project the sun's shining out of yours!

Project tell me is that your ring or your anus?