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Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

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DanglyTassles · 08/04/2019 21:08
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CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 21:09

Here you are dangly

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
DanglyTassles · 08/04/2019 21:11

Phwooooooooirrrrrrr!! 😍

That is FIT Caroline !!

Gettingnowhere · 08/04/2019 21:12

Too tired to follow thread tonight, but I feel this would not be amiss

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 21:13

A cautionary tale

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
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TheLoneWolfDies · 08/04/2019 21:14

Hello everyone! Installed my priest hole today, cant wait to fill it up with willy snax! Hope your all well!

CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 21:15

getting !!!!!!!!

Gettingnowhere · 08/04/2019 21:16

Hi Pooper I'm about to have an after-nap nap

CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 21:17

Hi wolf that's amazing! Did it come with a priest or just the snax?

CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 21:18

getting you are psychic! My IBS is awful today.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 21:19

Here's mine, been a bit busy

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
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Gettingnowhere · 08/04/2019 21:19

Yes, I am psychic. No, I am not a pineapple. Glad we cleared that up

TheLoneWolfDies · 08/04/2019 21:21

Pooter no priest unfortunatley, but I'm headed to the church down the road tomorrow to capture one. Looking forward to having my very one priest slave. Ill never be short of snax again! He will to be locked in at all times as I can't risk him escaping.

CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 21:21

That's lovely thigh, and a really becoming size!

CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 21:24

wolf he probably won't mind. It's coming up to their busy time so he'll probable appreciate the rest.

DogHairEverywhere · 08/04/2019 21:24

Reg, what colour bum tip do you recommend for me, please?

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 21:25

Ditto Christmas. They always get lumbered with unsocial hours. He won't be averse.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 21:26

Dog that does look sore, what have they given you for it?

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Nowaypast · 08/04/2019 21:27

Do you all like mine?

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
DogHairEverywhere · 08/04/2019 21:27

Lone, would you be prepared to lend me your captive priest to do an exorcism?
I think Thigh's arsehole might be possessed.

CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 21:27

Dog your bum hole is pulsating or have my eyes gone funny?

CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 21:29

Crikey noway a pneumatic bumhole! You win!

DogHairEverywhere · 08/04/2019 21:29

I thought everybody's bumhole pulsated.

CarolinePooter · 08/04/2019 21:30

Do you sometimes think people avoid us?

Gettingnowhere · 08/04/2019 21:30

My eyes are flashing all sorts of colours tonight. I think it's my eyes that are flashing anyway