Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

You do 2 dashes -- either side of a word

If only we could be bothered to embark on a speaking tour.

There was a photo with that. Let’s seenifit appears...

Owl what's in your Tupperware? I'm very hungry 😋

And it has.

When I do —on my phone it turns it into a single long dash and I can’t stop it -- unless I make a space between them first and go back and delete the space which is too much hassle.

Sometimes the two dashes don't work on your phone until you've done something in Settings. But I can't remember what it is you do

Thislido that is such a cool ad! I'm so jealous.

amazing thanks all!

If I’m on holiday I’ll hang a bag of monster munch on the doorknob to keep you alive till I get back.

Are you taking the bumtips franchise global, Reg?

This all a bit too much improvement for one day! I really need a rest now! After learning to attach images yesterday I have achieved parity with the average 9 year old!

noway I may have got a bit confused about baker She mentioned bars and word association immediately popped up with speakeasy ;-) I assume Americans still make their own gin? I know I would.

That all sounds like too much hassle and I'd have to leave the comfort of my slanket. I think I'll just get a random selection of bum tips and hope for the best, although i might just pop by Reginalds house for the monster munch.

is that OK with you Reginald that all of us are going to put our bumholes on your spyhole.

You mustn't knock or ask to be a guest Dog we'd be forced to murder you.

reg have you got one of those "Ring" Doorbells? Then you could diagnose our bum colours with WiFi.

Reg Could i just pm you with my arsehole?

Like this

That’s a good idea, then I can do it when I’m lying on a sun lounger drinking margaritas in the Caribbean. I’m going there with the Bumtips profits. I’ve already made ten squillion pounds.

That's the ticket, reg !

thigh Can we selfie our arseholes and send on to Reg ?

Oh sorry yes I see that we are now doing that.

Good stuff, as you were!

Dog we're a collective, if you're sending pictures of your arsehole you have to put it on the thread. There's no privacy here, we've all seen a very great deal of Dangly's fanny after all.

I think the technical term is belfie Dangles

Oh yes i can get down with the kids and say 'belfie' I can also offer a raise few 'felfies'

Do you think any of the 🍍s (except the one that is me) would like a belfie or a felfie?

Here's mine.