Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

[pineapplebryanbrown]

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_D56yjrq8Ts

I offer you "Bill the Cat" as a truce. You may enjoy it if you never accuse me of being a pineapple again

But Getting are you none of the pineapples or are you just not some of them?

I know which category I fall into!

Ok Getting i won't "accuse" you of being a pineapple. But i will offer you this lovely song.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=RviuTfdfArM

Australia had disowned Rolf Harris, he's yours, you Pommie bastard

FUCKING HELL DANGLY. I AM NONE OF THE PINEAPPLES. Someone end this, PLEEEASE

Thislido i think it's time you fessed up.

ooh I've just learned italics!

I'm so happy, i wondered what that little symbol was!

Fitting ...

Noway we haven't granted a Thmedal in a long time, but I think you deserve one

have a shiny bollock No.

Oh I'm overwhelmed, thank you so much. Which bit of me do I pin it to?

If you send the spare severed cock over at the same time as the thmedal, I'm sure I can improvise something

[santa] you can have this severed head

Look, a Fuckboy!

Advertising my hologram obstacle race!

See, not me. Scribbled out the one that links me to a post about a former workplace, but you can see as much of it as you need to.

I am going to be so impressed if it turns out that I’m actually only talking to one other person.

Or talking to yourself, perhaps

I'm back but wrt traybakes, I think you're confusing me with the NI Protestants!

Where I come from we call them bars. Lemon bar anyone?

I assumed your were just an agnostic one of the traybakers! I’ll have a lemon bar, thanks. Where are you from?

I'll have a public bar, thanks Agnostic

I'd like a bar too! Thanks Agnostic

Do you happen to stock pineapple bars?

Asking for a friend

I done another art.