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Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

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DanglyTassles · 08/04/2019 16:10

pineapplebryanbrown MEEEEE !!!!

DanglyTassles · 08/04/2019 16:12

Getting is that you again? Hmm

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 16:13

Dangly i need a sheila who won't yabber on or moan if i go walkabout to Alice, i just got out a fucking Tenko you know, i won't be tied down

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 16:15

Who's this fucking Getting? I won't have you looking at other blokes stubbies while I'm out roo shooting on a quad bike

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 16:17

I'm not the fucking guy from Snowy River ya know, i didn't come down with the fucking brumbies

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 16:20

I'm married to some sheila but she keeps fucking mooning over some fucking catholic priest while I'm off cutting cane, it's mans work and i deserve the comfort of a woman

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 16:22

That's right, you keep quiet ya bunch a sheilas the last thing a man needs is to listen to a load of women yabbering

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 16:25

I see, it's time for Getting' Crocodile Dundee act again is it? Great.

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myidentitymycrisis · 08/04/2019 16:29

Bulk eating my way through the kitchen and needing distractions from life, would pineapple be an option?

Gettingnowhere · 08/04/2019 16:30

It's not me, because I know that "4 wheeler" is the correct Aussie term for quad bike. Ha.

Gettingnowhere · 08/04/2019 16:32

*Myidentitymycrisis" are you a real new person to the thread, or just one of us pretending to be you?

thislido · 08/04/2019 16:32

But that could just be you throwing us off the scent.

idcrisis there certainly seems to be a lot of pineapple available.

thislido · 08/04/2019 16:34

I'm not the fucking guy from Snowy River ya know, i didn't come down with the fucking brumbies

Yet I can only hear this in Thigh’s voice.

Maybe we are all converging.

Gettingnowhere · 08/04/2019 16:36

Is this all a dream? Am I about to wake up?

Gettingnowhere · 08/04/2019 16:37

Thank you, This. I'm genuine Aussie, not Googled Aussie

myidentitymycrisis · 08/04/2019 16:39

I’m not sure

DanglyTassles · 08/04/2019 16:40

Getting it's a very very happy dream! 🍍🍍🍍 🍍 😀

Gettingnowhere · 08/04/2019 16:41

Myidentity do you have a clever and funny way to rescue us all from the pineapply depths of random nonsense?

Gettingnowhere · 08/04/2019 16:42

Dangly no its not. Its not funny and its not clever

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 16:42

Thislido i probably would say that it's true, but i didn't. There's only one fair dinkum Aussie here and it's not me.

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Gettingnowhere · 08/04/2019 16:43

And whoever is going on about the Snowy River and brumbies isn't a genuine Aussie. They're a wannabe

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 16:44

What's a larrikin Getting?

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Gettingnowhere · 08/04/2019 16:46

Similar to a galah, Thigh, but less feathers

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 16:47

Oh thanks Getting i wasn't sure.

SEE!! QED.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/04/2019 16:50

You have to be a bit sharper than that to catch us out Getting

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