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liz it sounds as if he's got a great aim. Was it showing anything about politics? If so, good lad. Claim on the insurance!

I think I can live without television but I don't know if i can survive with two ds 3 and under without a bit of CBeebies to give me a break here and there 😩

Oh getting that's a much better answer!

I don't know what this is but I like it

Liz is there a 24/7 nursery near you? Or a fire station with a baby box?

That makes two of us, Shake

poo join the club, that's an instruction and an admission.

Hmm a baby box? I am picturing literally a box In a firestation that you put babies in🤔🤔

Liz yes, that's what a baby box is. You place your baby in it and it's ok legally.

Oh, better just clarify the safe haven law only applies if a newborn and you are in the US. Then you look for a box and a fire station.

I fear my bum hair may already be that long! While pregnant I lost the ability to shave it, and now 5 months on, I just cant be arsed. Maybe some day I could get a wig made out of it. I could put it through the letterbox of my bitch mother. That would bring me so much joy

wolf donate your bum hair to a charity that makes bum hair wigs for cancer patients.

They are called merkins.

Ragnar i think you mean bumkins.

I was thinking that, but what if i got the wig made, put it through that godawful womans letter box and she wore it thinking it was a gift from the heavens? (She lost her hair once, hoping it might happen again and then I can strike)

I fear your anger is using up unnecessary energy LoneWolf. Lie down. Get your slanket. Have a nap. If your mother really wants a bum hair wig, she can make her own. You owe her nothing

I wonder if Dangley's long pubic hair gets in the way of her act? Perhaps she can fashion them into a net to catch the rugby balls as she fires them out?

Getting you know what, your right. Let her use her own bum hair! And why yes, I will lie down.

I love this time of night, baby gone to bed, I can set my flaps and my nipples free and smoke as many fags as I like, just need some snax.

Lone I feel your inner thigh. I see it is strong

Gah you’re all prolific and Brexit is keeping me busy. I’m skimming but I can see I’ve been appealed to to create a law about pubes.

All pubic hair must be as long as a field of wheat.

So several acres?

Greetings new people, you all seem well suited to this land.

Orobably dangly attaches the balls to the pube ropes before insertion and that way after fire long she can reall them back in, like that game for where the tennis ball is on a string on a pole.

They have the baby boxes in other places too I think. In one i read about you posted the baby down a chute and it landed in an incubator.

Project are there exceptions? People were asking about exceptions