Is your life still shit? I can solve all your problems....forever.

[pineapplebryanbrown]

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. As I am unfettered by knowledge or training I can help you to solve every problem you have. Step inside my lovely advice clinic which is staffed by myself and my team of kindly Agony Aunts.

Lone yoga lady was sent to us by Mumsnet to try to help us find a "work life balance". We killed her. The end.

Oh good thigh! I hoped as much.

What's wrong with the pineapple. I was going to call her a mardy cunt but she'd only complain.

getting ahh i understand after your screenshot. She has visited me too. What an abseloute cunt waffle.

Superb Getting, we didn't even need to buy the crematorium. All the more money left over for the snax fund.

thigh has pineapple been back!? And i missed it!? Ahh bumfuck

wolf she has, she droned that we were not supportive or funny and that she had searched all our posts. Well that's enough to make your eyes bleed.

Wolf I'm afraid it's Dangly who's getting bumfucked, sideways. It's a stretch, even for her.

быть невероятно добрым

A homophone and a homonym surely? In pineapple's case anyway.

thigh well isnt she a little delight. How on earth could thighland be more supportive than it already is? Oh dear pineapple, please do find a fuckboy and bang the shit out of him. I really do think you need it.

thigh well lucky dangly! If i had the balls I certainly would! But alas, i am a shit full of chickens.

Good point there Thislido sometimes it pains me, I'm more George than Anne.

Fame. Im going to get this thread deleted.
People remember my name, pineapple,
You are breaking all the mums net rules
People remember my name, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple.......

We should get a mums net. Or is a mums’ net? Or a mum’s net?

Sometimes I just like ask myself, Thigh, how can I be more annoying? I think it’s the legacy of being an older sibling.

Am I on bertrand's how many degrees have you got? no don't want to embarrass the fuckers!

Naked! How very lovely to see you with your chanteuse skillz. I loved your poetry to me too. You're so thromantic, you tumefy me. Plus the garibaldis.

How many naked, you can tell us. Have you got your Brownie Hostess badge? My sister obtained hers fraudulently by getting someone else to make the tea.

Naked oh thank Thigh, i would have looked at you like this had you reduced yourself to a mere listing of certifications. Like a rabies certificate. Are your science palz on there?

I just clicked on the Puttshack ad to see what it was. Good news, Thigh, they have a balloon modeller. We can kidnap him with our mums net.

I’ve got a hepatitis certificate.

I have 360 degrees, I've come full circle and met myself in the middle.

Ooh gods,Thislido it's all that's missing from my life! Balloon animals! How bereft i have been not to possess that skillz.

I am bloody well sick of adds! They pop up all over mumsnet, they pop up all over facebook, i cannot simply watch a fucking cat video without a 15 second ad intsrrupting me! I say we take a stand!