Is your life still shit? I can solve all your problems....forever.

[pineapplebryanbrown]

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. As I am unfettered by knowledge or training I can help you to solve every problem you have. Step inside my lovely advice clinic which is staffed by myself and my team of kindly Agony Aunts.

Thislido does that mean you have it? Is it the sex work from your murky past as a tinker on Kirren Island?

Look at this, i thought no one was getting kicked out? I'll just take it up with Project

I've got an MOT certificate, if we're listing certificates now.

I think I got it from Uncle Quentin.

Ooh I have many of the qualifications. I have 2 degrees in "nerdy shit", I'm technically "Doctor Oxygen" but I also have the "good try" badge, "clumsy fuck" badge and that amazing skill where you can make people literally run away from you by telling them 2 words about yourself. It's great for when you just want to be alone and people are trying to be friendly. I can confirm that degrees do not equal smart. I have no common sense.

Fuckboy and myself are on prosecco as it's our anniversary. Which I have spent in my PJs, plaiting my armpit hair into a sling to support my recently injured rib. #sexy

I wonder if we could fashion the mums net out of our pubic hair? I'm willing to send in the last 2' of mine, I'll even wash it first.

Oh! I've just realised I have yoga lady too! Hooray, I'm in the club. pineapple isn't serious is she? I thought she was a thighlander trying to ruffle feathers for a lark

Thislido personally i don't find you annoying at all, which isn't like me. It's your misanthropy i find engaging, it cleanses my brain in a soothing susurrus.

No that is my forlorn hope too. But what of the poor spelling and grammar? Also gets up early i believe.

Can I add my armpit hair to the mums net?

Uncle Quentin didn't strike me as a very sexual being, but he did spend an awful lot of time locked in his study. Perhaps he had a hareem in there?

Ooooooo oooooo a weee wum wumba way
The lion sleeps tonight
A wimba way a wimba way
Oooooo oooooo

Night cabal, and pineapple 🍍 xx

‘Waves at everyone from under her slanket’ - visitors did not appear, maybe tomorrow... night all, I’m off to practice being sentient furniture and pissing off pineapples 🍍🍍🍍

Thighland pubes will be perfect for the mums net, they weave together nicely.

Over the desk in the study, Thigh. It was a long time ago, I try not to dwell on it.

The spelling and grammar is almost too perfectly bad, as is the following from thread to thread. But then you look at other threads on here and realise almost anything is possible.

Midnight the only thing worse than visitors is visitors with an unpredictable arrival time, nay, day. Just leave all the lights off today and use torches if necessary.

My kids got a balloon animal modelling kit for Christmas. I managed to make this instead of a swan.

360 degrees, Naked? You're so rounded

Midnight did you booby trap the hallway?

Getting, that is a marvellous creation...it reminds me of something....
All good art should make you think.

Midnight, I'm not even sure you should be up during daylight hours, what with your vampiric tendencies. Maybe a warning sign on your door, will deter these pesky visitors.

Thigh, thank you for singing me to sleep last night, i dreamt of lions, always a good thighland dream.

Is pineapple serious?

The last non-Thigh thread I posted on was in S&B (yeah, I know, but it was about dandruff, a sexy specialist subject of mine). I’m not sure what you’d get out of following me there

thigh I don’t think a place called ‘serene hills’ is quite the place for you.

I imagining Pineapple with a spreadsheet with all our usernames on it (probably mis-spelt), tracking us from thread to thread, noting and making little comments alongside. I can imagine this taking up more and more of her time. Perhaps we should all become prolific posters on loads of threads everywhere to give Pineapple a really enjoyable Sunday?