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Is your life still shit? I can solve all your problems....forever.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 21:48

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. As I am unfettered by knowledge or training I can help you to solve every problem you have. Step inside my lovely advice clinic which is staffed by myself and my team of kindly Agony Aunts.

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DogHairEverywhere · 06/04/2019 22:39

Summer, if you have "the gift" does that mean you're the witch? I feel some saturday night burnin' coming on.

Gettingnowhere · 06/04/2019 22:41

Can you fold fitted sheets?

Nowaypast · 06/04/2019 22:42

Getting no, but I know someone who can

SummerHouse · 06/04/2019 22:43

No is totally ok I am a charlatan. But that's still a gift right?

SummerHouse · 06/04/2019 22:44

If we burn anyone doghair can it be the yoga lady?

Gettingnowhere · 06/04/2019 22:46

Oh yeah!! Yoga lady yoga lady burn the yoga lady!!!

Please

DogHairEverywhere · 06/04/2019 22:47

Yes! Lets burn the yoga lady! She's been plaguing my page for days now. Burn her! burn her!

SummerHouse · 06/04/2019 22:47

She is very goady getting

SummerHouse · 06/04/2019 22:51

And I can't do that move. It's unnatural.

Gettingnowhere · 06/04/2019 22:52

Burn yoga lady, burn!!

Is your life still shit? I can solve all your problems....forever.
SummerHouse · 06/04/2019 22:55

getting you are making me think of hotdogs. Not in a bad way.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 06/04/2019 22:55

I'm disturbed.

When did this turn into a supportive thread? Fuck that, we're trained killers and child catchers. Which reminds me, we must buy a crematorium.

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TheLoneWolfDies · 06/04/2019 22:56

Hello thighland! I managed to not murder my guests today even tough they brought their children! Was so prpud of myself that I have no had far too much 'treat myself' gin. Hope you're all well!

Gettingnowhere · 06/04/2019 22:57

Did you like our burning yoga lady Thigh?

SummerHouse · 06/04/2019 22:57

Excellent non murdering lonewolf

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pineapplebryanbrown · 06/04/2019 22:57

Fucking sheets, yoga, bleach, baby names. I want strippers, murderers, body disposal experts.

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Gettingnowhere · 06/04/2019 22:58

Yoga lady isn't well Lone. But she's made the rest of us very happy

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pineapplebryanbrown · 06/04/2019 22:59

Wolf have you run away from the shitter? You should.

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Gettingnowhere · 06/04/2019 22:59

We murdered yoga lady Thigh. There's not much of her left now.

SummerHouse · 06/04/2019 22:59

But thigh are we murdering, child catching, crematorium buyers that support each other?

TheLoneWolfDies · 06/04/2019 23:03

Who is yoga lady? I havent read over anything as I am abseloutley pissed. If by shitter you mean baby then yes. His father is on duty tonight and tomorrow morning hence my excessive alcohol consumption!

Seriously though who is yoga lady and what has she done?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 06/04/2019 23:03

Summer i suppose, sigh. Like the Godfather and the undertaker who fixed James Caan's dead face, plus Enzo the Baker "for your father, for your father".

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pineapplebryanbrown · 06/04/2019 23:04

Busy perfecting my Danish, have captured another one.

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Gettingnowhere · 06/04/2019 23:05

How's this for expert body disposal?

Is your life still shit? I can solve all your problems....forever.
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pineapplebryanbrown · 06/04/2019 23:06

Kill that Yoga slag Getting she's been taunting me.

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