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Is Your Life Shit? I can solve all your problems

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pineapplebryanbrown · 01/04/2019 19:07

I am a kindly non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and I run a lovely advice clinic. Please bring me your problems and I will solve them, forever.

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DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 20:19

this Maybe we will end up running MNHQ and they will then run niche threads like a single AIBU thread and they will have solitary fruity haterz who go over by cover of nightfall and declare them clever and stupid with no friends (not to mention smug).

Then they'll know how we feel!

thislido · 03/04/2019 20:21

we feel superior, let's be honest, Dangly. it's the megalomania

M3lon · 03/04/2019 20:23

naked it was "An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid"

SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 20:25

I predicted it was bloody offensive. A holes the lot of them. It's offensive on two levels at least.

Gettingnowhere · 03/04/2019 20:25

M3 could you test it out on a species-fluid stripper rather than a barmaid? Would the science still work?

M3lon · 03/04/2019 20:26

I mean its not the worst...but its just unnecessary...and I'm tired of white men complaining about PC gone mad......really really tired

SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 20:29

Unless the scientific discovery is a new beer tap?

M3lon · 03/04/2019 20:30

yeah, they were all...oh but its really just about how you should be able to explain concepts clearly...and I was like...so why not find a quote that says that then?

It wasn't me that raised the complaint btw...I was just listening to them complain about how blown out of proportion it all was. I mean maybe it WAS blown out of proportion but you know how you can avoid that happening? Not saying stupid things in the first place!

gah. Anyway....some slanket time will certainly improve my mood.

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 20:32

Explain it to me when I've had a pint of Winka and I'll tell you if it's a goer or not!

Gettingnowhere · 03/04/2019 20:32

M3 say "It's ok dears. If the barmaid can understand it, I'm sure all of you can too."

M3lon · 03/04/2019 20:33

Did anyone else just experience a glitch in the matrix? Are MNHQ finally onto us for real?

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 20:36

Anyway the menz should not be troubling their pretty little heads with these trifles, they should just concentrate on being good fuckboys and stop trying to be clever.

They can always chat about footy, no need for them to stretch themselves!

No wonder we murder them in Thighland. They bore me unless they are showing enough cock!

SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 20:37

M3lon you were totally right and this twattery should be challenged.

Gettingnowhere · 03/04/2019 20:38

I blame the wives! Integral garages!!

M3lon · 03/04/2019 20:39

I hope so...I just wish it didn't always leave me out in the cold.

Still if they do it again I'll wear cock slippers and slankets to work in protest - I can probably get away with anything now the students have gone home for Easter!

M3lon · 03/04/2019 20:40

what is the integral garages business? Its from before my time.......

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 20:43

M3 it seems you are in need of an integral garage my dear!

When we want to dispose of a boring DH or just do murder for any reason, it's best done in an integral garage with plastic sheeting to wrap the bodies , place into the boot of car and dispose of in the river.

Fuckboys are to be found down by the river and can help with this by gathering the plastic sheeting for this task, they will then do your bidding in place of your tiresome (late) DH.

SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 20:54

*reported

SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 20:59

What happens when the thread is full? Does dangly just drop in SAS style and fish you out of whatever dull, sad, pointless thread you are on. Or is there a system?

M3lon · 03/04/2019 21:00

ahhh I see...makes perfect sense.

SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 21:01

Integral garage explanation... Seems obvious now.

M3lon · 03/04/2019 21:02

Sometimes we light beacons alla LOTR....but mostly you just look in chat for the new home of thighland....then DT goes fishing for stragglers.....

Its more of a bungee than a wire at those times.....she boings around all over the place...she's very dedicated...at least 10% sheepdog in her!

TheLoneWolfDies · 03/04/2019 21:02

Oh my god their casting spells over in AIBU. I didn't think it could get any worse!!

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 21:03

Summer when the thread is full you mustn't panic. thigh will start a new one in chat, and if we get lost she will send us a sign to round us all up - like a bat signal we will hear the call ...

This is about thread 6 or 7 (we can't count so don't know for sure!)

DogHairEverywhere · 03/04/2019 21:03

All menz, except perhaps MrShit, I quite enjoy him popping by. I almost went down to Tescos at 1 today to examine his protuberance, but then I had a nap instead.