Is Your Life Shit? I can solve all your problems

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I am a kindly non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and I run a lovely advice clinic. Please bring me your problems and I will solve them, forever.

GUN it's a gun! I'm so happy!

Getting the advert in your screen shot has a gun in it! Hooray, we can have guns!

Summer I am but a humble elf with a pot belly and purple ear hair. I am not the chosen one . I get the Slanket Myfanwy, but I feel the Gareth may be misunderstood

Streak i also have a bad but fun terrier. What i do to curb his enthusiasm is put him in Christmas jumpers when it's not Christmas. He doesn't like it when the other dogs laugh.

GETTING did you see the GUN in your advert?

Can't anyone else see the gun in Getting's screenshot? Are you all blind?

M3Ion

What is this (stupid, clever, smug) quote? We can judge.

Can we use the gun without wearing the adjacent outfits? I suppose we can just shoot anyone who tries to make us.

Welcome, fresh acolytes. You will like it here.

getting I'm so glad to see you back!

NAKED sorry, accidental caps. there is no judgement in Highland

oh ffs this device doesn't understand our ways. THIGHLAND

But I humbly suggest that there IS judgement of stupid, clever smug mens who annoy our twisters

Menz
Thisters

Bloody autocorrect

I need a safety pony

NOW

naked we can indeed judge those menz but they are not part of our real world, which is Thighland so therefore do not exist.

If they do exist we can murder them so no need to judge.

thigh was it an automatic weapon?

I've seen it now! It's labelled HOT!! Does that mean it's a smoking gun??

oh yes of course. I was too tired and confused to scroll back. obvs out thister was right.

you may have a safety pony. I suggest a shetland or Falabella, they can fit under a slanket

I know Thigh. How did I get a gun and not you? What madness is this?

Good to see you too Thislido.

Naked forget your safety pony. You can borrow my gun

caroline you can get a safety donkey. you cab take it to local shows and get rosettes. I'm sorry your childhood was so deprived. but a posh childhood is wasted on children, too can enjoy it much more now.

the donkey will need a slanket. they originate in hot countries and feel the cold.

I am a machine producing typos. can it be monetised?

this thank you. I am new and understand little of your references and ways. But thighland is my new home now so I need to learn. Amen thister. Also I see the gun! It's deeply alarming and exciting.

I am shocked that MN think that giving us out own section would set a precedent for unworthy threads. other threads don't have their own kingdom. they will rue their ways when we swell our ranks. we shall visit their offices and award them all a slanket as a consolation prize, before we switch off AIBU, S&B, Gifted & Talented, and the like. these people shouldn't be encouraged.

lurkers, come out of the shadows. your time has come. we have slankets for you. and snax.

thislido would you like me to discipline your phone with a machete? It will respect you more after that!

you will pick it up easily, summer, your throbbing inner thigh brought you here, with Dangly's help.

it's a laptop DT. my fingers are weary and I am a shit typist. I didn't learn at school because I aspired to not do typing. I don't know what work I thought i'd do without a computer. mining, perhaps.