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Is Your Life Shit? I can solve all your problems

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pineapplebryanbrown · 01/04/2019 19:07

I am a kindly non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and I run a lovely advice clinic. Please bring me your problems and I will solve them, forever.

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DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 16:00

Getting is definitely around us thigh , more so than we could ever imagine I think!

She will soon be back here to repulse you and fill your heart with joy at the same time like Schrodinger's Getting !

TheLoneWolfDies · 03/04/2019 16:02

thigh did you explain that this is not a place for dresses and frills? Maybe there should be a disclaimer in the title 🤔

GettingTangly · 03/04/2019 16:02

Huh? What's going on? I felt I was being beckoned...

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 16:08

Getting I knew it was you!!!

thigh she is here!! She seems slightly less confused now! I think her lobotomy has healed a bit!

PaddyF0dder · 03/04/2019 16:09

I cut myself on a rusty nail. Should I get a tetanus shot? I don’t want to catch the autism.

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 16:12

Paddy you can either get a tetanus shot or if you cannot be arsed leaving the house you could just chop off the whole limb pertaining to the area of the cut with a butter knife!

SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 16:18

getting I am new. Can you fill me in as your infamy preceeds you and I just scrolled 27 previous pages and you are not on them

GettingTangly · 03/04/2019 16:18

Paddy just don't ask Dangly for a lobotomy. Woof

TheLoneWolfDies · 03/04/2019 16:21

Oh no! An anti-vaxer! hides

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 16:24

Summer Getting has had a lobotomy she is still a little confused! she pretended to be me last night with a parody of my name 'TanglyDassles' and confusion reigned as everyone thought it was me being silly (even me!)

She is thigh's favourite elf even though she repulsed her with her cockmunching ways!

SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 16:26

paddy your ignorance is shocking. It's been long established by science that only babies catch the autism from dirty needles.

GettingTangly · 03/04/2019 16:26

Draw close Summer. It is a long and bittersweet tale.

Actually I can't be arsed right now. All you need to know is I've been hanging around this fucking madhouse fine nation from its very first thread. Our national anthem "Born Free" was inspired by my initial dilemma. We used to ride on lions, back in the good old days.
I am just recovering from a lobotomy which Dangly inflicted upon me after I "won" a duel against our great leader. Thigh pretends to be repulsed by me, but she snuggles up to me every night

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 16:26
  • repulses - not past tense! She repulses thigh to this day but thigh loves her specialness!
SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 16:27

Ah so it wasn't a dream. Thanks dangly

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 16:29

thigh has been sick with grief without her! Now it appears she is making a slow recovery!

GettingTangly · 03/04/2019 16:30

Thank you for clarifying that, Dangly

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DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 16:32

Getting I am so sorry I wrecked your brain when I did the lobotomy I forgot my screwdriver and didn't have my glasses on!

SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 16:33

I had orded a new book but I don't need that now.

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 16:35

Hahahahaha haha Angie !!

Spamming Thighland with weight loss shizz haha!

Do you have a problem for us to solve? Can we sort out your career for you?

SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 16:37

Now I can lose weight too you say??! What a thread!

SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 16:38

How much is it please Ange?

GettingTangly · 03/04/2019 16:42

Hi Angie that sounds GREATE!"

GettingTangly · 03/04/2019 16:49

Things are still hazy. There's a fuzziness surrounding me. I keep craving vodka. Where's Kleptro?
I fear the lobotomy may have mixed bits of me and Dangly together
But I'm glad to be back. I see we have been further insulted by fruit

TheLoneWolfDies · 03/04/2019 16:56

Getting doesn't it sound like a wonderful lofeatyle?