Is Your Life Shit? I can solve all your problems

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I am a kindly non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and I run a lovely advice clinic. Please bring me your problems and I will solve them, forever.

ProjectGainsborough I'm impressed with your architectural drawing. I'll pass it to ib (idiot builder) tomorrow. I'll have to be very specific about exactly where he puts it mind you. That seems to be his major downfall.

For the record, my bum hole is cerise and smells faintly of cherries.

thigh snap. lido reminded me that we haven’t had a good organ harvesting for weeks

Stop using cherry lip balm as lube, billy

thislido ah an excellent plan

See!!!

Excellent billy. Do be sure to tell him that I’m a trained (internet) architect.

Weirdest ad yet. A bearded man wants to read my future

I was Brian TD alias LargeDonga, just you wait till I figure out how to upload a screenshot!!

I did it!!

Getting is suspiciously quiet...

OMG Getting I lobotomised her!!!

Darkness returns ...must fight the black... Yoni ....
Yoni...
YONI...
YONIIIIIIII

She’s been colouring in her yoni with a sharpie by the sounds of things.

Must be a big yoni, judging by that echo

Hope we get some good weather soon, these are gonna look great! Ill have to drag my flaps along the floor.

Getting if that is really you my dear, shhhh you must rest.

I'm sorry if my lobotomy has scrambled your brain, I didn't have my glasses on, but you will heal soon and feel so much better for it in a few days. No pain no gain! It's all for the greater good.

Now put yourself down for a quiet nap! No need for all this Tangly nonsense!

If you are a chunky fruit however I am coming with my machete!!

Hey wolf Respect on those flaps. out and proud

I like the fact that they’ve accessorised the denim flaps with a crisp white shirt. Classy.

Where did Tangly go? Where is Getting?

I need to go to sleep now because they fucked with time.

What else would you wear with a pair of flap shorts? My arse hangs out in normal shorts, these would definatly make me a force to be reckoned with.

Don't wear flipflops, that's my advice.

Add respect to Pooters Wolf. Doubt beef curtains would be contained either.

Dangly, is Tassles confused Getting? I can vouch for HerRoyalFattyness; I've seen her norks - massive (don't know how she remains upright) and husband is twat.

With these?

But great substitute for toddler reins when you've got your hands full with shopping. Nature is pretty farsighted, when you come to think of it.

What else would you wear with a pair of flap shorts?

Possibly some kind of warning lights and hi-viz tape. Like when they transport portacabin houses down the motorway.

Ooh and knitted bollocks-out vicar.

Ooh it’s been a photo frenzy round PettyReg way.

petty/reg you have just sorted the Church Raffle star prize!