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Is Your Life Shit? I can solve all your problems

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pineapplebryanbrown · 01/04/2019 19:07

I am a kindly non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and I run a lovely advice clinic. Please bring me your problems and I will solve them, forever.

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ProjectGainsborough · 02/04/2019 21:03

Wait, you mean Mrs Baylock isn’t here to help us?

Tangly you remind me of someone. Tell me, have you ever met Peter Stringfellow?

TanglyDassles · 02/04/2019 21:04

Pineapple? What is pineapple? Is it in Pina colada?

The light is fading... I'm slipping away again. Is this doggy heaven? Trying to hold onto the light.....

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pineapplebryanbrown · 02/04/2019 21:05

Fuck me, 20 pages in 24 hours. This is ridiculous, where will it all end? How many threads in are we, can anyone even count anymore? The ones that could to begin with.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 02/04/2019 21:07

T/Dangly come back - all thivilisation will collapse without you. I'm too lazy to run Thighland alone and Project has a job. Thislido is busy boiling children in oil. You can't go to the astral plane again - yanks ziplead.

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HerRoyalFattyness · 02/04/2019 21:07

I now have chocolate, wotsits and a brew.
I screeched until he said "what the fuck are you doing?"
And i told him i want food but am too special to get my own Grin

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pineapplebryanbrown · 02/04/2019 21:07

And Getting of course is off cockmunching as per usual. She is such a slag, I like that about her.

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DanglyTassles · 02/04/2019 21:08

Ok folks ... I know I've cried wolf before so to speak (I'm sure Brian from Hull will be back along one day!)

But seriously now Tangly is NOT one of my alter egos ... it's ... somebody ELSE!!! Shock

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pineapplebryanbrown · 02/04/2019 21:08

Royal a brew of what? Is it bumtea? Be careful!

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HerRoyalFattyness · 02/04/2019 21:09

thigh it better not be bumtea! I will throw the cup at his head if it is.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 02/04/2019 21:11

Fuck off Yoga Bendy Woman - I'm flexible enough.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 02/04/2019 21:12

And stick your gin and your weird podcast up your arse. NO.

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TanglyDassles · 02/04/2019 21:12

sniffs
That smell... What is that beautiful aroma?

TheLoneWolfDies · 02/04/2019 21:13

I have farted atleast 20 times in the last hour and not so DP keeps throwing me looks. Do you reccommend throwing him out? I can't accept this ridiculous judgement! Gonna have to find a man that isn't afraid of a lady fart!

TanglyDassles · 02/04/2019 21:13

It's so alluring

And strangely familiar...

thislido · 02/04/2019 21:13

Dangly Hmm

TheLoneWolfDies · 02/04/2019 21:13

Tangly its probably my fart your smelling. Beautiful indeed.

thislido · 02/04/2019 21:14

Prove it with a screenshot of your username history

ProjectGainsborough · 02/04/2019 21:14

Tangly it’s either piss or despair.

TanglyDassles · 02/04/2019 21:14

It's not the smell of Peter Stringfellow. It's much more sexual than that...

thislido · 02/04/2019 21:14

Wolf just fart harder until he died, then harvest his organs.

thislido · 02/04/2019 21:15

Dies

DanglyTassles · 02/04/2019 21:15

Quite right Royal keep screaming when you want anything it clearly works!

I had my ID stolen, it wasn't you was it??? People thing it's me because I've done it before but it isn't. It might be the pineapple but she'd need to be on crack because she's no fun at all usually! In fact she's fun because she's not fun. Schrodinger's fun!

Who is being TD???? Oh God I wish I hadn't been Brian the yoni massager now!!

DanglyTassles · 02/04/2019 21:18

thislido you're on ... but wait a sec while i work out how to ...

TanglyDassles · 02/04/2019 21:19

You were Brian??? You were never Brian! I was Brian

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pineapplebryanbrown · 02/04/2019 21:20

We haven't harvested organs for ages, do we still have a bucket of livers?

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