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Is Your Life Shit? I can solve all your problems

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pineapplebryanbrown · 01/04/2019 19:07

I am a kindly non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and I run a lovely advice clinic. Please bring me your problems and I will solve them, forever.

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thislido · 02/04/2019 12:26

Not in yellow, obvs

thislido · 02/04/2019 12:31

Although the obvious answer is a slanket with a safety pony

thislido · 02/04/2019 12:32

Pin.

Although a safety pony sounds like a good accessory too.

CarolinePooter · 02/04/2019 12:33

Needs pockets for snax, lido

thislido · 02/04/2019 12:34

It’s got pockets

CarolinePooter · 02/04/2019 12:34

Want a safety pony now.

lightlypoached · 02/04/2019 12:35

Do you think they do travel Slankets that I can take with me as I trot around the British (and other) isles on my travels ?
Then when I have my next toilet /tights /phone drama I can just snuggle up and ignore the world?

CarolinePooter · 02/04/2019 12:35

Oops sorry missed pockets! Even better. Maybe safety pony too just to be sure???

CarolinePooter · 02/04/2019 12:38

poached you need a travel slanket with a built-in she-wee (or just piss in it, they do absorb well) Take a safety pony with you.

RabbitseatDogs · 02/04/2019 12:38

Ohh ThisLido that's nearly perfect except I don't want it to have any shape and longer sleeves. Although I like the idea of a slander and a safety pony. I'm eyeing up my grey curtains and wondering whether to cut them up.

I'd like it to be like this.

Is Your Life Shit? I can solve all your problems
CarolinePooter · 02/04/2019 12:40

Safety pony can have paniers and carry all your spare clothes and snax. But have some safety pockets in your slanket too.

CarolinePooter · 02/04/2019 12:42

rabbits pockets are really easy to make! Your curtains are curtains now.

Wildboar · 02/04/2019 12:46

I need to lose weight but can’t do it! What shall I do to motivate myself?

CarolinePooter · 02/04/2019 12:47

Fab lido !Well spotted.

RabbitseatDogs · 02/04/2019 12:51

I like those thislido, thank you but (I'm being incredibly fussy), I'd like it longer and more em, sort of baggy and floaty. I want to float. I think it might be curtains for my curtains. They're not really proper curtains, but a length of grey linen on a pole. I might have bought the material intending to make a dress, stuffed it in the cupboard, found it and thought 'oh, I might hang this at the window' so I can be all Brideshead while looking at lovely, floaty linen curtains (material chucked over a bit of bamboo).

JudgeRulesNutterButter · 02/04/2019 12:52

Caroline that’s brilliant. Tell your DD she’s made me feel much better Grin

RabbitseatDogs · 02/04/2019 12:53

CarolinePooter I've just had a genius idea of making pockets out of hankies! Or a flannel? Or grey linen napkins! Then I don't have to hem the edges because if I go down that road they'll be all unravels and never.

RabbitseatDogs · 02/04/2019 12:54

Could it be a safety donkey? I think I'd prefer a donkey because it would match my dress better.

Going to the dump now. I might find a grey dress there. Or a cupboard.

67chevvyimpala · 02/04/2019 13:00

It did have pockets.

I shall try and find it...

thislido · 02/04/2019 13:02

Yes, you basically want a linen work smock that’s dress length. I can picture it.

67chevvyimpala · 02/04/2019 13:03

Blend T-Shirt Dress
Lots of colour option and pockets.

thislido · 02/04/2019 13:04

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