You won’t believe what happened at a wedding last night

[Inigoan]

(no I’m not the guest in question)

Evening guests turned up at 7pm. Around 8pm bride and groom decided to cut the cake. Only to find cake had already been cut by a hungry guest

Cake in question was a three tiered cake made of different cheeses. Surrounded by grapes and crackers/biscuits. No little bride and groom on top.

An absolute war broke out about it. Half the people saying well, how were they supposed to know it was the cake, other half saying it was pretty obvious.

Cake was in a separate room to the bar and dance floor. Bride in tears (or tiers boom boom).

Around three or four people had taken some of the cake by the time they realised!

I’d have slapped him and the laughing cow beside him.

You took the Laughing Cow right out of my mouth, waxy

Talking of wax, they've posted on Insta gram of cheese, both waxing lyrical and in the same vein about the Honeymoon, except Bridemozzarella didn't like it when he rolled her down a hill.

Someone needed to tell them it was nacho cheese!

If that was my wedding cake I’d think it was funny & a funny study to remember in years to come. Crying seems like ruining your own wedding..

Blackbelt- we make a good comedy paring.

And that blubbing bride should rind her neck in.

I never had any of my wedding cake. It disappeared!

It must have been made of mascarpone, that's good at making things disappear.

A cheese tower does not a wedding cake make.
Off to read the full cheesy comments later.

This has "Classics" written all over it - well played MNers!

OP please show the bride this and maybe she'll see the funny side.

Or I may live to raclette that remark....

I'd have been mightily annoyed if I was the bride but tears is a bit much!

Perhaps one big misunderstanding? Perhaps the guest maybe thought as it was cheese it wouldn't be formally "cut" like a typical cake?

A cheese tower does not a wedding cake make.

Not even a Pisa (Pizza) wedding cake?

Show the erring guest a rare bit of forgiveness.

Haahaa! I'd have found that funny. But really, a cheese cake? Boak.

The bride stood by the cheesy cake,
Her lip began to quaver..

Loving all these cheesy puns, clever MNers. I’ve processed the lot for spreading later.

Wotsit, she shouted, struggling to remember the name of the man from monterey...

How did the speeches and the toast go? Was the best man a bit cheesy?

The speeches were all in Urda so not everybody understood them.

No laughs- this is a tough crowdie!

What did it look like, the first or the second? I wouldn’t have realised the second was a wedding cake.

that's pretty funny

Whoever made those unconvincing piles of cheese is not yet a master of the Kraft.

Hope the wedding photographer made ample use of the phrase 'Say cheese!' to cheer the bride up after her fromage-induced upset.

It was probably a mistake to invite Wallace and Gromit along.

I do like a bit of gorgonzola, Gromit!

I don't blame the bride at all. Adelost my pecorino with anyone who lindaled my cheese cake

Of course, they'll be travelling by Gouda Airlines for their honeymoon.