You won’t believe what happened at a wedding last night

[Inigoan]

(no I’m not the guest in question)

Evening guests turned up at 7pm. Around 8pm bride and groom decided to cut the cake. Only to find cake had already been cut by a hungry guest

Cake in question was a three tiered cake made of different cheeses. Surrounded by grapes and crackers/biscuits. No little bride and groom on top.

An absolute war broke out about it. Half the people saying well, how were they supposed to know it was the cake, other half saying it was pretty obvious.

Cake was in a separate room to the bar and dance floor. Bride in tears (or tiers boom boom).

Around three or four people had taken some of the cake by the time they realised!

[BSintolerant]

BlackBelt a cheese calendar sounds like an excellent idea. December's model would have to cover their bits up with port and Stilton, no doubt.

The artistic director will have to be careful where they place anything blue and veiny, or with holes - and the least we say about the cheese, the better!

[SantaBabycharly]

That stinking bishop is not getting near my minge.

[haloumi]

First World Problems.

Hilarious, "Someones Eaten The Cheese Cake" ..


People need to get over themselves.

[manicmij]

Those guests were obviously cheesed off and went a bit crackers. Surely it was going to be eaten by guests and probably in a help yourself fashion anyway. What's to get upset about, bride wanted something different have a cheese wedding cake and her wish was truly granted.

[TheRealJoseph]

Bet they were living in Boursin before marrage.

[brizzledrizzle]

I think an abondance of cheese lovers live there.

[tellmewhenthespaceshiplands]

Sorry OP I'm literally only a third of the way down this thread and pissing myself at cheese puns. Best thread ever

[AdamNichol]

I reckon I know who the pecorino pilferer is...
she's once, twice, brie times a lady.

[BlackBeltInPresentWrapping]

Bridemozzarella sat on her fella
Eating her curds and whey
There came a cheese gorger
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Bridemozzarella away.

[TheRealJoseph]

Did they have a MC named Tomme de Savoie?

[Bahhhhhumbug]

Ah yes this was in Creamy Lancashire, was a Tasty affair but sadly ended in a Crumbly pile of disappointment

[Shewhomustbeobeyed1]

Love this thread

[SantaBabycharly]

Gorgonzola Bennett !

[brizzledrizzle]

Tomme de Savoie

Yes, he was the MC. I believe he came highly recommended, most unusually for a man of the cloth, by Abbot Gold.

[SantaBabycharly]

Ewe ‘re kidding!

[TheRealJoseph]

I bet the bride wasn't too Chhurpi that night

[TheRealJoseph]

The band were, of course from Denmark and they're called the "Bo Brothers & Sisters". Their names are Danbo, Fynbo, Maribo, Molbo & Tybo.

[Schmoobarb]

Loving all the cheese puns

It’s a bit fucking rude of the “hungry” guests. Either they’d been there all day and can’t have been that hungry (assuming they’d had a meal) and you’d think evening guests would have had dinner before they went! Whether they knew it was the cake or not bit rude just to dive in.

The bride was ridiculous to be in tears over it thoigh.

[BlackBeltInPresentWrapping]

Have we run out of fresh cheese?



Some of these cheesy puns are getting a little ripe now.

I wonder if that's what's been keeping the OP awhey - our pongy puns?

[BlackBeltInPresentWrapping]

If the Mumsnet Empire and its Commonwealth lasts for a thousand years, women will still say, 'This was affineur'.

(With sincere apologies to Mr Churchill)

[Palaver1]

I have absolutely pissed myself what a laugh

[brizzledrizzle]

This thread must go in classics @mnhq

If it doesn't then the cheese fans will riot and there will be debrie everywhere.

[SantaBabycharly]

Cheese bored now !

[BlackBeltInPresentWrapping]

It goes without wheying, some pps are in their emmental on this thread.

[SantaBabycharly]

I could be SantaBabycharolais for this thread
@BlackBomber