You won’t believe what happened at a wedding last night

[Inigoan]

(no I’m not the guest in question)

Evening guests turned up at 7pm. Around 8pm bride and groom decided to cut the cake. Only to find cake had already been cut by a hungry guest

Cake in question was a three tiered cake made of different cheeses. Surrounded by grapes and crackers/biscuits. No little bride and groom on top.

An absolute war broke out about it. Half the people saying well, how were they supposed to know it was the cake, other half saying it was pretty obvious.

Cake was in a separate room to the bar and dance floor. Bride in tears (or tiers boom boom).

Around three or four people had taken some of the cake by the time they realised!

Gouda Airlines are great, they have lovely Velveeta seats.

omg what a pi_r lolol

so a cheese cake then? wtf wtf wtf???? I have done a little wee in my nicks lol lol l lol
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Hoping they are going to Monteray Jack for their honeymoon.

Their first dance would have been played on a grand Padano.

I bet that Gregory Pecorino is somewhere in the wedding photos.

Her lip began to quaver..

You've broken my pelvic floor 🤣

Not even a Pisa (Pizza) wedding cake?
I'm not leaning much towards that idea.

I hope the DJ played plenty of songs by Justin Brieber and Briehanna at the reception to cheer them up.

It’s not that unusual 😄😆 this was mine. To be honest I wouldn’t have cared if someone had had a nibble early though.

Without the mice though it turned into the buffet later. So an easy mistake to make

I assume there had already been a wedding breakfast, no doubt with a cake. It's hard to see why the evening guests would expect a cheese platter to be celebrational. Probably upsetting for the B&G (B most likely) but easily done, I would think.

I hope they cut it Caerphilly, I would have gone Em-mental....sorry, that isn't very mature of me to make a joke of it, the bride obviously had 'grater' plans

I would get divorced and remarried for a cheese cake.

Bridemozzarella: The Soundtrack

The Procession (The Cathedral)
Air on a Cheese String - JS Bach

The Rather Cheesy First Dance (The Ritz)
Lady in Red Leicester - Chris de Burgh

The Reception Disco (The Ritz)
I Gouda Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
Hit Me Babybel One More Time - Britney Spears

The Honeymoon (Cheddar Gorge)
Camembert-by Light My Fire - The Doors

The First Argument
Don't Go Brie-king My Heart - Elton John and Kiki Dee

The Breakup Song
Knowing Brie, Knowing You - ABBA

I clearly need to get married again just to have a cake of cheese.

You just don't expect the cake to be more mature than the bride, do you?

I smell a rat about this (w)hole story, but it's gruyer-ing on me.

Literally just here for the comments 😂😂😂

My first thought on reading this was 'no whey'...

On discovering her cheddar had been gorged, Bridemozzarella let out a blood curd-ling scream....

Sorry , I have missed most of this . All the Gouda ones are Strathdon .
I am Ossau Iratyteted by this .

I port salut ( e) you all .

The bride mozarella been cheesed off ...

That bride’s a one-off.

They broke the mould.

@BB well done. You are grate!

Some friends of ours had a wedding cake made of various kinds of cheese. The Stilton layer remains the best damn Stilton I have ever tasted.

I find this quite funny! They just thought it was the cheese course, poor sods. Who knew it was a wedding cake if wasn't cake and had no toppers lol.
Silly thing to get upset / angry about.
Let them eat cake!!! Or cheese