You won’t believe what happened at a wedding last night

[Inigoan]

(no I’m not the guest in question)

Evening guests turned up at 7pm. Around 8pm bride and groom decided to cut the cake. Only to find cake had already been cut by a hungry guest

Cake in question was a three tiered cake made of different cheeses. Surrounded by grapes and crackers/biscuits. No little bride and groom on top.

An absolute war broke out about it. Half the people saying well, how were they supposed to know it was the cake, other half saying it was pretty obvious.

Cake was in a separate room to the bar and dance floor. Bride in tears (or tiers boom boom).

Around three or four people had taken some of the cake by the time they realised!

I wonder if the happy couple had their first dance to "Hello, is it Brie you're looking for?"

Sorry, you got in there first! There MUST be loads more

Less Bun Fight, more cheese rolls!

Chris de Burgh - Lady in Red Leicester

'..dancing with me, cheese to cheese...'

Instead of getting upset about the cheese-larceny, couldn't they have just re-arranged the cake, making the structural weakening that had doubtless occurred through the removal of several load-bearing foundation slices into a positive thing and re-branded it as 'The Leaning Tower of Cheese-a'?

I think the first track was an oldie by Peter Gabriel- I Wanna Be..your (Leerdammer)

That’s hilarious.

Bride should have been weeping with laughter not crying.

Was the guy from Depeche Mode invited? He might have thought they were his Personal Cheeses.

I'd have thought that would end up as a funny story not tears and a row!

I shouldn't give Edam but it's been wheying on my mind all night. Trying to process it, the story is full of holes! Maybe it's a love triangle?

I think the first dance was Sexual Cheesing, by Marvin Grape.

"Once, twice, Brie times a lady ..."

Was the guy from Depeche Mode invited? He might have thought they were his Personal Cheeses

Spiteful wins the thread.

Was the music all Acapella?

Sorry to take us back to the ceremony for a moment, but were they married by a Stinking Bishop?

Best thread ever! Classics maybe? Has cheered up my first day back at work no end, cheesy grin from ear to ear!

Back to the Honeymoon, will Bridemozzarella be wearing a cheese string as undercrackers instead of a g string, I wonder?

A friend of mine have one of those tiered cheese cakes at her wedding. Now I like cheese as much as the next person, but I don't get it really? What's wrong with proper cake? It's quite obviously a wedding cake though, whoever helped themselves must be a bit thick?

Bride in tears? We didn’t get to cut our wedding cake because it collapsed! No biggie. We had loads of other photos and memories of the day. I think we were more annoyed that it didn’t go in a spectacular fashion so we could get £250 from You’ve Been Framed!

If she wore a cheese string not a g string then I hope to goodness that she didn't accidentally end up with a cheese wire.

Let's hope the Groom is hard not soft, and Bridemozzarella is feeling spreadable, otherwise they'll both be feeling blue.

Yes let's hope the groom could get (apple)Wood.

Well funny. In tears?

I'm sure they both wanted his cheese straw to be dipped.

Cheese sauce, anyone?

If he got some (apple)Wood maybe he'd also have some Xynomizithra

Is he a sailor, brizzle? That sounds like something a sailor might have picked up.

Any port in a storm, I suppose.

Anyway, I hope it hasn't hampered them.