Please help me (so hungover)

[MissyCooper]

Work Christmas lunch yesterday. Ended up a highly boozy affair. Got home about 1am. Threw up (tidily). Threw up again this morning and now I can’t get out of bed. Every time I sit or stand I want to be sick. My head is splitting.

I have two under-fours. This is my first night out in a long long time. DH took them out for Christmassy things this morning and I am gutted that I couldn’t be there. I just couldn’t. They are heading back now and I need to get up and help.

Please help. Someone out there must have a hangover cure.

I have read the whole thread but your reason doesn't make any sense, because their own father, who is equally capable of parenting, was there to look after them. Being a parent doesn't mean you have to be with them 24/7 just that you need to make sure that someone competent is looking after them.

I get like that if I mix,I've def learnt the hard way not to!

Spicy as fuck Bloody Mary and two steak bakes.

Or, in lieu of that, a coke and at least 3 slices of marmite toast with butter.

It's not your age that, so much as you feeling yourself qualified to criticise someone who is actually a parent that I find amusing.

I had my first child at 21 and it was certainly nothing like I imagined. One's earnest opinions on child-rearing take a battering once you actually have your own.

All round to @ihatehoney's for a big old FUN Partay then

How can you lecture someone about how to parent their kids responsibly when you are 20 years old and don't have kids ffs?
😂😂

Congratulations on being so sanctimonious and preachy. 😇

I always have a lucozade and an anadin extra. When I have a sicky hangover I find eating is not good! So I just have some crisps or something.

I wouldn't have ibuprofen when you are hungover, when your dehydrated it's not good for your kidneys so I never have ibuprofen hungover, that's what we were always taught with st John ambulance. Although not sure paracetamol is great for your liver having said that.

Sometimes with a hangover nothing can make you better and you've just got to ride the pain. Like with a sickness bug, you can't make it better only wait it out.

I only had half a bottle of wine yesterday and I feel awful today and I'm only 23! Not looking forward to hangovers getting worse if this is my early 20s hangover

Ride it out, there is no other way ! I went on a work do and had to be at work at 8am the next day it was carnage I bent over at work and nearly threw up

Anyway you always appreciate the next day so much as you feel so much better !!!

@MiaowMix no thanks, I don't host.

@ihatehoney

no thanks, I don't host.

Least surprising statement of the year!

Too busy being goady on tinternet

@VanGoghsDog I'm 20 where the fuck do you want me to host? I live in my own tiny flat lmao 😂 I'm sure I will in years to come.👍🏻

@hobnobsaremyfave get a grip.

Why would I need a grip?
What a strange thing to say?

Aren’t you just adorable @ihatehoney !

I thoroughly believe the only cure for a hangover is time and sleep

@VanGoghsDog 😂
@ihatehoney huge surprise. You sound so charming and sociable...

It’s like the level of discourse you expect from a surly teen

@hobnobsaremyfave you're harassing me on the internet! Maybe get a life would have been a better expression.

Harassing

PMSL

@MiaowMix I am with my friends. Not strangers on the internet (who are probably 30 years older than me) that are insulting me.

@hobnobsaremyfave barely out of her teens with no children and lecturing the internet on being irresponsible parents. What a delight.

Jeez..... if you can't ket yourself go once in a while, but your a certified alcoholic now

You will be feeling human now but in future....fizzy pop and salted crisps does it for me

@MiaowMix
I know
I feel chastised

Awww come on people. Let’s not forget we were all perfect parents-to-be once upon a time too.

Peace and goodwill.........